I wish I had a...

…taste of Honey. :stuck_out_tongue:
[John Cleese voice] Sorry, sorry, so sorry… [/John Cleese voice]

…girlfriend :mad:

Or a life…

A small house with a front porch sitting on about 30 acres of good farm land. I want a tractor, overalls, and a cute jack-ass that I would name “guss-guss”.

…better view from my window. I presently look out on a Tower Records.

I’d much rather look out on mountains, or a beach perhaps.

Cecil’s brain…
A body like Lou Ferrigno’s …
Bill Gate’s money…

That all I’d get the rest…

To reply to the O.P.'er for once ( starch glance at the wholesale hijacking going on here …tee hee ), I’d offer this alternative: Oak Toilet Seats and Tank Covers.

We have only wooden seats in our house. It does indeed make a difference, they are warm almost immediately and never get as cold as the plastic ones. Well worth the $$$. You can find them cheaper in a variety of variety stores.

Never had a splinter yet. :eek:

Cartooniverse

…couple of years where I didn’t have to worry about money.

…staff. I want a maid, a cook, a personal trainer, a masseuse, and someone to grade my papers, for a start. Oh, and a chauffer.

longer metro system in this city.

way to get Potter across the atlantic to me immediately.

[Scarlett O’Hara voice]
Why sir, I do believe you’re flirting with me.[/Scarlett O’Hara voice]
:wink:

Nobody wants a green laser pointer?

[Austin Powers voice] Yeah, baby! [/Austin Powers voice]

Dammit, I still want a talking cat. Gray and white tabby girl or calico girl. On the plump side.

How much longer must I wait…??!

Have you seen “Cats?”

…a way to have my bf over two hours away.

oops, correction…NOT over two hours away