I wish I would finally become a responsible adult financially.
I wish Southampton Football Club would actually win something.
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I wish I had my own helicopter, so I wouldn’t have to rent and I could fly it any time I wanted without having to schedule.
(And as long as I’m wishing, I may as well make it a Sikorsky SH-60 Seahawk – although I’d settle for a AH-1, UH-1, LongRanger, JetRanger, Schweizer 300CB, TH-55, Robinson R-44 or Robinson R-22.)
… I knew how a friend was doing:last time we spoke was in January.
…that my uncle will be ok.
… that tomorrow goes well.
I wish that my family and I find a way out of this scary, troubling economic time in a way that keeps us focused on the right priorities (family first) and enables a greater sense of security.
This isn’t time for cute wishes, for me.
I get a wish, huh? Okay…I’ll take Omnipotence!
That will do just fine. When I get it, I’ll give you all your wishes, too. I’m a big guy that way, you know.
There is nothing “secret” or “special” about 1,000 Island dressing.
No need to post mine. gatopescado will know once he receives his omnipotence. Okay, okay. I want laser eyes. There. Happy?
I wish for a cheese sandwich!
I wish for peace on earth and the brotherhood of man…
No, wait!
A talking monkey!
I want to be Independently Wealthly.
To be able to spend my days as I wish, playing with my son, reading my books, learning new things, traveling the globe–and to never worry about who’s going to pay the electric bill. That’d be my wish. Not very original, I know–but I think it’d be worth being called unimaginative if it meant I’d never have to schlep my dead ass to work again.
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I wish that some of my relatives would come back from the dead, but not all of them necessarily, because I’m just not equipped for a party that big. But a few could be fun.
And I’d probably make some cheese sandwiches, Uke, so you can come too if you want.
I want a kitten. A cute, cuddly, lovable ball of joy that mewls so adorably and loves me and I’ll call her ‘Fuzzles’.
Better yet, I’d like a bunch of pens. Dip pen, with a variety of nibs - they better be made of a precious metal, too, or I’m taking names and kicking butts. Lifetime supply of ink of various colors. A few brush pens, too, if you don’t mind. Maybe a quill or two, just for the nice retro look.
I wish for unlimited wishes. Oh, not allowed? Well, rats. How about a million dollars? I’d buy a green dress–but not a real green dress 'cause that’s cruel.
If beggars were choosers, then horses would ride. Ride what? Harleys?
If you get a chigger, apply a cotton swab soaked in whiskey. Chiggers can’t be boozers, so the critter will back out.
–Nott
Hot damn! My wish came true!
Thanks for starting this thread, Goph, and sharing your magical powers! I’ll bet the talking monkey is jumpin’ up and down on **DAVE’**s head and reciting the Gettysburg Address by now!
Yeah Yeah! I take mine back! I want a Talking Monkey Butler!
But he better be polite or I’ll kill him GOOD!!!
I want a million dollars and a elephant and a little monkey that sits on my desk and does all my writing for me. And a wetbar at work.
I wish my wife’s vision would revert to what it had been when we first met and that her arthritis and the diabetic neuropathy in her legs would go away.
Not as altruistic a wish as it first appears - being legally blind & unable to walk more than fifty feet unaided has complicated both our lives.
And if I can’t have that, I’d like to be independently wealthy.
That I had enough money to cover my bills every month, money beyond that to buy a few DVDs and books each month, and a man who won’t leave me in a shitty way over my MS.
I wish that I knew then what I know now.