You have three wishes........

My son is getting me hooked on X-Files while he’s home on summer vacation. We just watched a neat one about three wishes, and you had to be very specific or the witchie lady would use your vagueness against you.

What would your three wishes be?? Remember, be specific! :smiley:

I would wish all our debts were paid in full, with cash.
I wish DJ and Billy to experience true happiness in their lives.
I wish that U.S. government officials would start doing what is best for our country rather than just what is best for themselves, or their constituents.

My three wishes:

Omnipotence
Omniscience
A bigger penis (12" minimum)

Is that too vague?

I wish that ten million dollars in my name would show up in a Swiss account, and the information about the account would show up in my pocket.

I wish that all the books I write and the one I am writing now would get published to critical acclaim and praise, and maybe even get in the Oprah Book Club.

I wish that everyone I love, family and friends, will find happiness and love throughout their lives.

I think I did OK!

I wish for ten more wishes.

(Yes, I know it’s stupid, but someone had to post it and it might as well be me–I never get in on the beginning of things!)

My real answer will come later.

The first thing to wish for is more wishes.

I only need one wish…

I wish had my wife back.

I wish evilbeth hadn’t beaten me to the punch.

Sorry aseymayo, but like I said, I rarely get in on anything before it has been beaten to death (because of work hours) so I have to grab my opportunities when they present themselves!

i wish i thought of this post :slight_smile:

i would wish for a time travel machine.

I’d wish for:

  1. A Papa John’s pizza with the Works.
  2. Peace on earth.
  3. Rose.

Not necessarily in that order.

You did hear what happened to the guy in the x files who wished his Penis was bigger? anywho, mine would be:

  1. that the genie interpret my wishes in a way most favorable to me and the spirit of the wishes :smiley:

  2. for good fortune, above average luck, nothing exraordinary, but nothing unlikly & bad would ever happen ( the chances of being in a plane crash are…)

  3. for excellent health.

a little boring, but safe from unintended consequences. also valuable in the long run.

Good ones, Daniel…! You’d be pretty safe from any monkeypawing, I think.

  1. To be in perfect health (including eyesight, hearing, and all that)

  2. To have enough money and a little bit more.

  3. More wishes. :smiley:

I saw that X-Files episode too. Based on that, I would choose to not make a wish - because every one has side-effects you could never predict.

A neverending source of money that was obtained by reputable means, from which a portion has previously been invested in the stock market to pay off taxes.

hmmmm…I have a feeling that isn’t specific enough, (I saw the episode, I understand) so I’m gonna save my other two wishes to undo the bad stuff that the resulted from the first wish.

  1. Good health for Everyone on earth
  2. unlimited chocolate
    3.Bill
    not necessarily in that order…

Eternal Youth (in at least as good health as I have today)
Vast Wealth
and save #3 in case I’ve forgotten something

  1. I wish to speak fluently the next 10 [different] languages I hear.
  2. I wish neither me nor mine ever have accounts that fall under [a to be determined later] amount. Nothing flashy, just nice and stable.
  3. I wish that I, and every body I love, ever loved, will ever love, have long, perfectly healthy, and successful [their idea of success] lives.

I wish for two hundred pounds!

Oh, damn…

I’d wish for

  1. that my son would have an end to his pain and live a happy and healthy live forever
  2. enough money to pay off the few bills I have
  3. for everyone to be happy with who they are