I wouldn’t blame him for leaving and never coming back. It’s only what we deserve.
See? I told you were gonna run out of material…
Please be sure to put Jackie back in his box when you’re done playing with him.
And don’t forget to feed him.
But not after midnight.
Revery rime I respond? Ruh-oh Raggy!
You’ll always be something to me, Alka Seltzer. I haven’t decided what yet, but at the moment “the person who introduced me to the phrase ‘strawberry jelly dildo’” is a frontrunner.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… what? Oh yeah, you’re still nothing. Zzzzzzzz…
Yep, his responses are getting shorter and less thought out…
Poor puppy.
Shorter maybe, but can they be any less thought out?
Regards,
Shodan
I guess the batteries in his insult-a-thon are running out.
Wow. That was uncalled for. Thirty-four “z’s” is just hurtful. I can see going to thirty, but thirty-four? You made me cry. Sad face. 
It also hurts that he didn’t recognize the Scooby Doo bit, but less so. Knew it was a long shot in a text only format, but he could’ve said something about it.
It’s now 232 responses and you still don’t understand that you simply aren’t worth any better.
Pats you on your head Then again you think you are worth better.
Now you absolutely will respond with more of your lame unoriginal insults. I command it. Obey.
The only question is… why?
What is it about “two genders, one set of rules” that spooks you and drives you into tirades, flame campaigns and general paranoia?
snicker Not that I expect anything more than denials, of course.
Blow me. There, fixed it.
equally=/=identically
So just to be clear, you have once again posted your asinine premise in the pit rather than GD because your only response to a well thought out rebuttal will be of the form “I am SMART! You are a DODO HEAD!”
If I have misrepresented your position please open a GD thread where we can discuss the merits of your position without personal insults. If your only intention is to throw personal insults at anyone who disagrees with you, carry on…
It’s actually an interesting question that the OP has posed, because it assumes that Dopers are universally male.
How sexist is that? 
kam…a sheila…middle-aged and not being abused by any gendered inequities.
Yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you.
We can change that buddy <fierce teeth>