We are all familiar with Jaq’s particular obsession with the idea that India and China are out to get him personally, but who knew that chip on his shoulder spans half of humanity as well? In this thread (see the bottom half of this page) our one and le Jaqeulope explains his philosophy of women.
Before we start, I’ll warn that he does moderate his tone. You see, he only talks like this because we are all the same. We are all exactly the same.
Here, he explains how women are just SOOOOOOOO mean because we don’t spend our lives fretting over the pwecious feeewings of guys who have trouble dating.
You might be saying “Wait, isn’t asserting that ALL women (after all, he’s challenging us to name even one) are so heartless they wouldn’t piss on a shy guy if he were on fire a bit misogynist?” He claims he’s not, so let’s keep following this story:
You hear that? We are NEVER ever interested in providing council to guys who have trouble dating. In every single thread where a man says “I’m having trouble with women” we never EVER say anything but “You’re a virgin (?!) ooooooohhhh! Loser! Why do you hate women?” And men do this, too! Any man who has the slightest dating trouble is instantly shunned by everyone.
Women don’t have this problem. A woman who spends her life hiding under a bed, according to Jaq, will still have a colorful and exciting romantic life. Shyness is only a problem for guys. Confidence has absolutely no effect on women’s ability to attract a partner. Are you a 40 year old who cries constantly and cuts yourself and whines about how ugly you are? That’s fine, if you’re a woman. Only a problem for men.
And see, it’s super bad for guys, Women have the amazing power to live perfectly happy lives without sexual companionship. We are apparently immune to loneliness.
It’s almost like we have inhuman powers. Or like we are not human….
Uh. Huh.
Anyway, nobody will understand his pain.
Yeah, I’m sure that no overweight, older-than-40, unattractive, child-having or otherwise not sexually desirable woman can feel what you are feeling. Non-sexually desirable women are all over everywhere and hold a great place in society, while older, overweight, unattractive or otherwise not-sexy guys are never in the media, politics, or anything public at all. We just want them to fade away.
So what can you do about the fact that women don’t realize how much you just really need sex, and how unfair it is that they won’t give you sex even though you are too shy to even introduce yourself, and how really it hurts you so bad and they really ought to do something about it for you because you exist and you need sex and so why won’t they just have sex with you?
You take their ego down a notch. Here they thought they were all smart stuff for wanting to have sex with guys they are attracted to. So you become attractive and then they have sex with you…and that’s karmic payback? Uhhhh? Wait, where does the payback come in.
Finally, just for laughs, he throws in some random xenophobia.
Dude, you are well and truly nuts, in a number of ways, and you don’t even know it, do you?