I wish wring was my mum and Scylla was my dad

I do. I don’t care how old we actually are. And i wish Fenris was my big brother. That would be cool.

La la la la.

wanders off aimlessly

Fran

PS - I’d like to apply for the position of someone’s sister. I don’t have any brothers or sisters and i’d like to have one just so i can wander over ask [sub]“can i play?”[/sub] and they can tell me to go away. But they’d love me really.

I’d rather be a cousin.

wow - was it the meatloaf? or the chicken soup? Ben (my son who will be 17 on Thursday if I let him live) has always wanted a sibling!

(by the way, since I’ve got a track history of flirting with Fenris I really think it’d be better if he were your ‘uncle’ instead, ok???)

Well Francesca, why do you think Wring and I disagree so often?

(Sorry Wring, we had to tell her, though. I could no longer live the lie.)

But Scylla don’t you think we should provide a united front - (whiney voice on) but what about the children?!!?!? :smiley:

You can be my sister, Frannie.

Or, even better, Scylla and wring can adopt me. That way, you can be my sister, and when I get into a disagreement with Scylla I can yell “YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!” and storm out. :wink:

The child of Scylla and wring? Now there would be one middle-of-the-road baby. :smiley:

From what I’ve read here previously, however, shouldn’t wring be worried about Scylla’s wife kicking her butt?