I wonder if…
When there is a mystery to be solved at the Electricity Company, do they send in Sherlock Ohms and Dr Wattage?
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Shadow of the Pigeon -
Weirdo of the Night
I wonder if…
Stephen King has a brother named Wayne.
This question would be amply explained if you read the whole series of Voltaire’s theses.
Hey! Stop throwing produce!
I’m shocked you can even ask that.
Socket to me.
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
The current direction of this thread is so tempting…
Must resist…
Have to switch it off…
::Meditates:: OHM! OHM!
Ah, that’s better, I see the light now.
Eschew Obfuscation
What are you wired on, Guano? Get current and conduct yourself ac cord ingly. You’re con fused.
Oh jeez…
Just pull the plug on this thread, okay?
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three days, 13 hours, 32 minutes and 42 seconds.
142 cigarettes not smoked, saving $17.82.
Life saved: 11 hours, 50 minutes.
Yer pal,
Satan
What a revolting thread!
Definition of a shock absorber:
A stupid electrician.
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Oh my God, this is lame. If there’s one thing this Guano lacks, it’s Ample humour.
Ah well. Sock et.
Well, it amperes as if we’re all beating a dead horse here. Ohm the other hand, maybe we should all just coulomb out and take a volt on whether this tomfoolery should continue, before we’re all laughing so hard it hertz.
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am