Ah, there you have it! Not enough venom. If that’s the best insult you could muster given how many posts I’ve made in this thread, you don’t have the piss and vinegar required. Sorry.
I was just about ready to give a lesson on how you could muster this venom, but I remembered I’m against that sort of thing.
Although at least you’re novel. You’re the only person that said my username sucks.
Fetchund, it’s about to happen. I’m about to notice you. Here it comes:
I’m noticing [COLOR=YellowGreen]you right now, Fetchund! Wow! Oh! Wow! Fetchund! Far out! How SWEET it is! COOL!!![/COLOR]
With love,
Zoe
Mighty_Girl, allow me to upgrade your insult 
Heffalump and Roo, Your username sucks! I hate Winnie the Pooh, Roo, Piglet, Rabbit, all the other characters, and your mother. If I could become a cartoon character, I would just so I can shove a sack of shit down his fat throat, that fucking greedy asshole. You suck too for associating yourself with a such a lame show. Are you still in diapers or are big words too hard for you? And a heffalump? A motherfucking heffalump? What the holy hell does Roo have to do with heffalumps? Not only that, but you are ignoring the woozles, you immature floozy. You are prejudiced against woozles or maybe just a retard. Dont even get me started on Eeyore…
See, now that’s something to get offended by ;);)
(as penance for fake-dissing Heff, here is a song clip)
“”""“A heffalump a woozle is very confusle
A heffalump a woozle’s very sly, sly, sly
They come in one’s and twosles
But if they so choosles
Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply, ply, ply”""""
Oh man! You got me. . . right through the heart! 
I am soooooo embarrassed!
I have a HUGE confession to make. . . in public. One that would probably require quite a few Hail Marys, I would think, if I were Catholic.
(mumbling) I never saw the movie.
I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about here for most of this. I’d give a retort except I don’t know what you’re supposed to be insulting. But in my own small defense, how could anyone not like those cute characters?!
Thanks for the song though. I’ll watch the movie someday. . . really. 
Mwahahaha, you fell for my trap! The song I posted is not from the movie, it’s actually from here. Seriously, love Winnie The Pooh or hate it, it’s a kick-ass song.
I haven’t seen the movie either, but I dont base my username on it 
You dog!! You made me give my big confession and everything!!
ooooh, I have half a mind to Pit you for this.
Oh yeah, but that’s already been done. . . by yourself. . . twice! 
For the rest of y’alls, you can forget my confession now.
I’m pretty sure I had a good go at you in the Pit a couple of years back for too many flirt threads…
Mighty_Girl, if you’ve never pitted a mod before, you probably should ease into it – it’s not something you want to just jump into with both feet. Try pitting **tomndebb ** for being … um, let’s see … sanctimonious and smarmy. Yeah, that’ll do it. He’s been pitted so often he won’t even feel it, it’ll get your feet wet in The Pit, and you’ll feel like one of the crowd. Good luck!
Oh, yeah, but don’t ask Tom for pie afterward. Not good form, as I found out the hard way.