Any would do. But alas! I can’t find a good reason to do so.
I am feeling left out, with half* the pit threads being about one mod or the other it seems logical that each poster has, is, or will be pitting a mod. Except I; and that isn’t fair.
So, if any of you mods can please give me a reason to pit you, it doesn’t need to be good, I’ll be very happy.**
If you can’t find a mod to pit, feel free to pit me. At least I would feel that somebody knew I was here! That way, we can both feel “special”!
Didn’t you get your sandwich and foot rub? Jeeze, it’s so hard to get good help these days.
Fetchund, it takes about three years and 10,000 posts to get noticed around here if you aren’t annoying in some particular way. I guess you could look at is as a good thing. (And I recognize your username, for what that’s worth.)
I’ve never pitted a mod, and I’ve been here forever.
You could pit SkipMagic, he seems to enjoy it. I know, pit **SkipMagic ** for being a mod in MPSIMS and never doing anything in MPSIMS to upset you enough to get you to really pit SkipMagic. Its convoluted, but again, I believe **SkipMagic ** enjoys his pittings.
Jim ( I managed to get 5 SkipMagic references into this short post, not bad.)
He’s too twee, man. How do you pit someone that twee?
Twoo, twoo. [sub]Sorry. Unable to resist.[/sub]
But, featherlou, you recognise me 'cuz I’m a plant geek. I’ve got to get annoying real quick if I’m going to re-up this year, and I’m about as out of annoyances as Mighty_Girl is of Modular Pittifications.
(Although, I am learning TONS of good insults here… I’m just to wimpy to ever use them.)
(And now, I’ve got “Twoo Love” from The Princess Bride skittering around in my head…)
I’ve never been pitted.
big liquid Bambi eyes
You’ve never been pitted? I’m shocked. Well, does it count that I was thinking of pitting you for not coming back to tell us if Heaven really is like an office job. Now we may never know!
As for me, I was just recently told to f*ck off for the first time ever in a Pit thread.
:: beams with pride ::
Yeah, but did you tell 'em to get bent, or did you just sit there and take it like a wuss? 
I think you should pit Arnold Winkelreid just because I love hearing his name. Doesn’t it just make you feel instantly cooler than him 
Awwww shit :smack:
Too late for you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
Damnit, I call a do-over 
Take it? Are you kidding? I basked in it. As far as I was concerned, the OP was already bent, telling the OP author to get bent seemed a little superfluous.
But why? You’re instantly recognizable. That’s a good thing, right? 
The thing is, I’ve never pitted another poster, much less a mod, and have never been pitted.
What am I doing wrong? Am I the Switzerland of the SDMB?
Well, you’ve been here for almost 6 years and have only 1,855 posts. That’s hardly enough to be offensive with unless you’re working at it. I bet there are some people here that have only been here less than 6 months that have the same post count.
And I’m really, really sorry, but I’ve never seen you before this.
Maybe if you insulted me, I’d remember you. Then again, given the last insult I received, maybe not.
Another way to get attention as a girl is to make a lot of sexy, flirtacious threads and posts. For example, “I pit my huge boobs!” in the pit, or “what is this mole on my thigh?” in GQ 
I know a few posters here that obviously aren’t that blatant, but are quite naughty sometimes with their wordplay
Fuck
you
all.
I’ve been here for 6 years? Oh mine! Time flies when you are having a good time. Actually I lurked for about a year before I had anything to post.
Hmm… maybe I should convert to Scientology, deny the moon landing or start preaching against male circumcision, or something. My point is, why do so many posters pit the mods? I don’t get it.
Time and number of posts has nothing to do with it, some people implode in their first days (even hours).
And Heffalump and Roo, your username sucks.