I would like to see Polycarp star as Any Character in JackAss.
I would like to see Diogenes the Cynic star as George in Seinfeld.
I would love to see moejuck star as Vick Mackey in The Shield.
I would like to see Eve as Sugarpuss in Ball of Fire.
**Coldfire[b/] as The Big Lebowski
I know it’s a stereotype and yet more proof that alcohol and the SDMB don’t mix, but still …
That’s “yum.” And that’s “yum-yum!”
I can see Kalhoun as Annie in Annie, Get Your Gun! I habe no idea why. Ukulele Ike as the befuddled poor nephew in Arsenic and Old Lace, and Cajun Man and Dr. Matrix as The Odd Couple. Oh, and E-Sabbath as HAL in 2001 . . .
C’mon, we can do this!
Siege and Scotticher as Thelma and Louise.
Zoe as Gypsy Rose Lee in Gypsy.
A Nun’s Story features Jarbabyj.
Mouthbreather as Rhett in Gone With The Wind
Quasimodem as Quasiomoto (hadda’ be)
Cecil Adams as Jabba The Hutt in Starwars
even sven plays Laura Croft, Tomb Raider
DonkeyOtey as D’Artagnan in Three Musketeers
Esprix as Don Quixote
Finally: Tuba Diva as Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas:
D & R
I would just like to see naked <wink>Lieu
I think Eve should Margo Chaning in All About Eve.
No, the Big Lebowski was the dishonest bastard in the wheelchair. You want Coldfire to be The Dude. And then cast Johnny LA as Walter.
I’d like to see Mercutio play Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet.
I think I would play a perfect Chewbacca.
Arnold Winkelreid would be a GREAT Willy Wonka.
Czarcasm would be a wonderful Chicken of Bristol (snicker).
It would probably be bad form to list porn movies here, wouldn’t it…
And I think Opalcat should star in Buttman’s Big Adventure 17…
… Uh… nevermind…
Bow Chicka Bow Bow. 
I picture Lieu in anything that Tony Danza would do. But there would have to be an extended bathroom scene. And Smellyvision.
I haven’t ever been popular enough to get into one of these threads. I would have liked to have seen December star in the Life of Brian (Monty Python) because it would have been funny seeing him crucified. >:)
But seriously now, there are a few of the gay clique out there I wouldn’t mind see doing porn but I won’t share names.
I’m trying to break out of this constant type casting. For once can’t I get a role with a little meat in it like…uh…Modesty Blaise?
As for you, young man, you will be cast to star in rewrites of all the old Victor Mature roles. You will break with the tradition, however, when you are offered the very challenging title role in The Robe.. (Hey, draping and folding is not as easy as it looks.)
OK on the Modesty Blaise thing if I can play Willie Garvin.
But, but, can’t I beg off the Victor Mature roles? And The Robe?? That’s just not the real me! I’ve always seen myself playing James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause.
Scylla as Marty.
I knew that, just testing if any other dopers were alert 
Obviously Snoooopy should have the title role in Snoopy Come Home.
I’m just wainting for someone to say I should be Forrest Gump.
Former members Collounsbury and december in Grumpiest Old Men.
I was thinking Mr. Ed.