This was on a Mustang at our company party: GT…NOT.
Why lady? Just why?
A lady in my town got an SUV out of her divorce, and since the divorce came about because of her husband’s infidelity, she got a vanity plate that read :
LAST2NO
I’ve seen a truck around town that says simply CRAB. Why? Why crab? Oh and we also have a JESUS. Apparently Jesus drives a beat up blue Buick. Heh.
I have a friend who’s plate reads 1K-334. Doesn’t look like much at first but when you do the math (realizing that 1K=1000) it makes a whole lof of sense. It’s the only way he got it by the DMV censors.
I saw a green VW Bug that said GRNEGGS.
Last week, I saw a marked sheriff’s car with 1H8K0PZ
Still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
Not a vanity plate, but there was a story on the news here in Utah a few months back about a man who applied for plates for his car and was assigned 911 WTC.
I’ve seen license plates that take advantage of the similarities between the Cyrillic and Latin alphabets to get some fairly nasty insults by the DMV. And just yesterday I saw a license plate with the legend SCHWUL, which IIRC is German for “horny”.
666, the number of the beast.
A friend who drove a retired hearse as a daily driver had 6SIX6 for his plate.
Its not a vanity plate and I rather like it…
But I see a lot of liscense plate holders that say: My other ride is a cowboy WOO HOO!
I have a friend that has Crabbe on his plates… why? … because its his last name and we call him crabby
One of my favorites that I’ve seen in person was a little red RX7 with the vanity plate
“HI OFCR”
I raced that little car and the brunette in it down the highway on my motorcycle for a while, exceeding 90 mph at times. When we both stopped for gas I tried to nonchalantly chat her up, saying “you must have a hell of a good radar detector in that little buggy”.
“No”, she replied. “Why would I need that ?”.
Best all-around grin goes to a black Impala with the vanity plate “VLAD”.
This is a good one, but a friend of mine in Toronto had an acquaintance whose vanity plate read “WE FEW” (think Henry V’s Crispin’s Day speech here).
If I ever have to change over to Missouri plates I might have to steal that. 
There’s one I see in the parking garage at school sometimes that reads “SQDWRD.”
I saw OHMYGAWD on some sorority girl’s giant SUV once.
I also saw “LV2SHAG”. Someone at the DMV must have been asleep at the switch.
I also saw PBLCSUX the other day but wasn’t sure what it meant.
VLAD the Impala wins as my favorite so far, and it’ll take something spectaular to beat it.
Thanks, Kakkerlak!
Worst, WORST. Any luxury car that has a plate referring to the make of car. Hey, your pretentious ass, I KNOW it’s a Jaguar. Just stick a few hundred dollar bills to your forehead to make SURE we know you have money.
Yeah, there is one in town driven by an Auburn fan with the plate:
BOOBAMA
Even though I eventually figured out what they meant (Boo Bama), I am still incapable of parsing that any other way than to suggest the driver likes to perform on amateur night at the local strip club…
I drove by a Corvette driven by a rather attractive blonde woman, her plate read:
BIGTTT
…It took me a few days, but I finally figured it out. Unfortunately I was standing in line at the market, slapped my head, and blurted out “OH, Big TEASE!”. The lady checking me out had quite a look on her face as I made a quick exit.
And it’s just stupid…I’ve seen a VW Jetta with JETTA and a Toyota RAV4 with MYRAV4 and it’s just…stupid. I mean why? If you want to contribute money to that fund (the personal plates here are linked to various causes) why not just cut a check to that fund and cut out the middlebureaucrat? Or are they really so dull that they can’t thinkof anything better but still wanted a vanity plate REALLY really bad?
I shouldn’t throw stones though, I have a vanity plate which to the ignorant and unobservant could lead them to believe I am a dominatrix or queen of frothy cream; really, it is an homage to my dogs and all that has been ceded to them.
I dont get this one either, can someone explain it please?
Oops. Last post refers to this quote:
As previously pointed out, 1000 - 334 = 666, the “number of the beast” in the Bible and a handy generic Satanic/occult symbol.