This is on a button that my wife and her colleagues wear (They are elementary school teachers, for those of you who don’t know).
It stands for “I Am Loving And Caring.” Some of the teachers have changed it a little, to suit circumstances, such as “Listening And Caring.”
But it could stand for anything. Personally, I like “I Am Loud And Contentious.”
What else could it stand for?
I Am Like A Carrot
I Am Lousy At Cards
I Adore Leeks And Cucumbers
I Always Lose At Canasta
It’s A Lotta Ass Candy
I’m A Lunatic – Act Casual
I Am Leading A Coup.
Iguanas always laugh at cartoons
If a lover asks, consent
Ill, and likely a crackpot
I Automatically Laugh At Canadians 
[sub](no offence - your country just happens to start with a C)[/sub]
Insincere Assholes Lose All Credence
Invisible And Lost And Constipated
[sub]yeah, I know - pretty pathetic[/sub]
I am letting avocados congeal.
Indiana Arkansas Louisiana Alaska California
Inebriated: All ladies are cute!
Indigent Armenian League Against Cheerleaders
Innovation And Leadership Are Critical
Immense Australians Land At Canberra
It’s Always Lonely At Christmas
Igor And Luigi Are Cartographers
Iconoclasts Arrange Large Asian Cucumbers
You said they’re elementary school teachers? Then:
It’s A Living (Albeit Crap)
Great responses!
I’ll run 'em by Mrs. Dave-Guy tonight.
Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh!
I’m As Long As Cecil!
I am Lewd and Contentious.
Oh, wait. They’re supposed to be JOKES?
Well fuck.
I am lazy and callous
I am lousy at camping
I am laughing at children
I ate lunch and choked
I am lunging at chickens
I am lettering at craps
I am laying a carpet
I’m a loser and cheater
I’m a lazy ass crack
Is all learning a crock?
Ignorant As Lecherous Archetypical Criminal
I Always Learn Are Chillun
I Am Lecherous At Class
I Am Looking At Counseling
I Am Lovemaking A Cheerleader
I Am Lighting A Choad (or Cockroach, or Clip)
I Am Licking A Cucumber. (kinky!)
I Am Lodging A Crocodile. (for the PETA-conscious)
Is Ass Loofah-ing A Crime?
International Association of Lazy Ass Crybabies.
Disclaimer: My above post is absolutely not directed at teachers. After I submitted I realized it could be taken that way. I love teachers. 
Honey.
Irrational Annoyed Lard Ass Cynics