Well, if you could, surely someone would be making a buttload of money out of it.
No no no, that’s perfectly okay. Lesbians are cool. Gay guys are…ewwwwwww! So I’m sure Iceland_Blue would still love to flirt with you, especially if he thinks he can “win you back to the fold”.
Do you hear that sound, punny man? That’s the sound of baby Jesus crying.
Not at all.
Maybe he could just change his username to Iceland Blueballs and then everyone will know exactly where he stands.
Yep, but it’s less painful than the spoon was.
Maybe he meant “surreal?”
(Oh, and someone linked in that thread to a Valentine exchange where Iceland requested a gender indicator because he only wanted Valentines from “cute girls”, no guys.)
So, manny, how you doin’? (You ARE a guy, right? I wouldn’t want to flirt with you and find out you’re not!)
wince
Chanting: Don’t ask, don’t ask, don’t ask!
I won’t ask you how recently you have seen Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 
My location really should be “hurled off a parapet in Gondolin”, but that just lacks a certain, well, panache. So I explored the possibility that Aredhel never went belly down on the spear that Eol tossed.
Total tangent, but I too would like to chime in that, if the thread was really sublime, it should’ve been threadspotted.
Something tells me it sure wasn’t sublime.
According to dictionary.com “sublime” can mean “not to be excelled” or “inspiring awe.” The ridiculousness of Iceland Blue’s request can be considered sublime in that sense.
Which version? I’ve never seen the Kevin-what’s-his-face one if that’s what you meant. And don’t intend to.
It is, alas, from the Kevin “Jews Killed Christ” version. It’s finest moment is the exchange between the Sheriff of Nottingham and Guy of Gisborne.
“Find me Robin of Locksley. I want to cut his heart out with a spoon!”
“But why a spoon, cousin?”
“Because it HURTS more, you twit!”
Guess you had to be there.
And now,what the quote ACTUALLY said…
You are reminded…
I’m a man - I’m a borough
I’m a man - Well I’m a project
I’m a man - I’m a rye cocktail
I’m a man - I’m an island
I’m a man - I’m a chowder
I’m a man - I’m a former mod
And we post on the Straight Dope…
[/Berlin]
Well, that’s no good. It only works if it feels “wrong.” When you give me permission, it just makes it seem… boring.
Great, now I have to go back to fantasizing about SHAKES.
Say what?
Where did I falsely quote you-I paraphrased what you said-I did not use a quote tag and change your words around. Not the same thing, I’m afraid.
That means what is put in the quote tag, you twit. Guin’s quote marks around cute girls appeared to me to be a sarcasm tag.
Now, I shall be chastised by the twit.
The part from Arnold should come after “you are reminded”. The part from IB before “you are reminded” should have been snipped. Teach me to try to nest quotes, won’t it?
Hey, Drama Queen, Guin’s remark wasn’t a direct quote.
Dumbass.