Yup. They’ve started.
I said send cash!!
Iceland’s economic meltdown means when the country died it spread its ashes all over Europe!
Your turn.
It’s too early for volcano jokes. The dust hasn’t settled yet.
Someone is going to get upset and blow their top.
Iceland-Lava or leave it.
UKIP and the BNP are disbanding: the Volcano Party’s stopped immigration cold.
Your mum’s so fat, when she got cremated they had to ban all planes from flying over europe.
I liked this one, too.
Went outside today and got hit by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. Someone said it’s fallout from Iceland.
Hey, no-one said it had to be original content!
They would be funnier in Icelandic, what with all the umlauts and stuff.
One for the Brits:
What’s the difference between the volcano and Cheryl Cole?
The volcano is still blowing ash
I see that America has declared war on Iceland.
Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of mass disruption”…
First the economy goes under, now Iceland sets itself on fire. I smell an insurance scam!
From my son’s Facebook page (not sure if it’s original to him but he can be witty):
Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano has erupted, spewing random letters all over northern Europe.
[dancingbadlyinHawaianshirt]
*Now my girl quickly said to me
Man, you’d better watch your feet
That lava comes out soft and hot
You better lova me now or lova me not
Chorus:
See I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
When the volcano blow*
Jimmy Buffett–Volcano
[/dancingbadlyinHawaianshirt]
From this forum:
Eyjafjallajokull – just like it’s spelled!
You asked for it:
”Fra Island: Leggja 30 milliærðir Euro í Sýppelkassin Íslenska ámbasaðins i nótt og vi skrúr af vulkánin! Ekki ringja pólísín!”
Do you mean “Eyjafjallajökull”?
In case any non-Britons are wondering, this joke plays on the fact that the U.K. has a grocery chain called Iceland.
It is funnier!
Oh no!:eek: I mispelled it???
Umlauts always mess me up. I can’t pronounce that at all.:smack:
I just came up with this but it’s so bad I thought I’d give it to you in Google auto-translated Icelandic:
Hvað heldur þú að hringja í íslenska stúlku sem reykir mikið? Aska!
Saw this one in the news a few days ago, apparently directed at the UK in reference to the cash/referendum/economic situation
[Icelandic Mafia]
You fuck with Iceland? We shut down your airspace
[/Icelandic Mafia]
Someone posted this in the “Offendapalooza” thread:
What’s the difference between Eyjafjallajökull and Madeleine McCann?
Maddie only ruined one holiday.
Sadly, I LOL’ed. A lot. It’s off a little on the vocabulary, but the meaning came across well enough.
Personally, my biggest laugh out of all of this has been the Bild newspaper front page: Das Aschen-Monster. What a good use of a coincidentally interesting photo.