I AM A DOUGHNUT!!!
<getting shades of JFK…>
[Ned Flanders]
Huum huum huum.::pulls into mental hospital:: “I would like to check my self in.”
“Okay, Mr. Flanders, Would you like a straight jacket?”
“Yet be-diddly-et.” ::straight jacket is put on::
“Would you like to walk to your cell willingly or be dragged on your feet kicking and screaming?”
“Kicking and screaming sounds good.”::two big men come up:: “oh, you’re the ones who are going to drage me?”::is dragged:: “AHHHHH”
[/Ned Flanders]
SKRETE ZSEBITCH.
clot.
robots with eyes hockey. FRECK.
Rest tipsy locator.
Anubis…have you been skipping your meds again? Tsk, tsk.
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/blinkenlights.html
I’m a donut too. Us donuts gotta stick together.
I am the egg of all persuasions.
Someone on this board pointed out the sheer luck of Kennedy for not being in either Hamburg or Frankfurt at the time…
I am the walrus.
Koo-koo-koochoo.
Do you like lemon pie? I like lemon pie. I also like danishes. And Kondike bars. But I like danishes better than Kondike bars, but not as much as lemon pie. I also like shiny things, but not to eat. I wish they could make a shiny lemon pie. Now that would be cool. But only if it tasted good. Because if it didnt, you would waste perfectly good lemon pie by trying to make it shiny. Maybe lemon pie should just be lemon pie. And shiny things are not to eat. No. Trust me. I also like fire alarms. They’re almost as good as “shiny” red buttons. I like “quotations”. But not as much as “Lemon” pie. Everyone likes lemon “pie”. Unless it’s bad “shiny” lemon pie. Then “they” don’t. I also have a capitalized name. Arn’t I cool? Not to mention I am the official cookie-middle taker-outer for Emile, ruler of the planet earth. Do you like lemon pie? Or cookie middles? I DO!
What the hell is this thread about?
At this point, it’s about 15 posts long.
[channeling Homer Sijmpzoon] Mmmmmmmmmm…oliebollen![/channeling Homer Sijmpzoon]
ICK INAM BLEEMER is the subject of this thread. I am a doughnut is what the OP says. ICK INAM BLEEMER is German for “I am a doughnut”. Okay? [sub][sup]Although I’m not sure if that’s how it’s spelled…[/sub][/sup]
In the immortal words of Mr. Theodore Nugent, “Yowza.”
This is making the baby Jesus cry.
Your sig file is funny. To make it funnier, don’t underline the digits.