Wait, wait, let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m The Dude. So, that’s what you call me, you know? Uh, that, or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or, uh, you know, El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing, uh.
I’m the motherfuckin’ fuckin’ one who calls the shots.
Peep Show (British comedy series)
Jez is winding up his somewhat interesting impromptu Best Man’s speech at Super Hans’s wedding …
Thank you
(Pretty sure someone’s going to print that speech on a tea towel some day.
Yeah, eat that Obama. Fuck off Mandela. Take that, Mark.
I’m the Best Man. I’m the Best Man who ever lived.)
[copied from the tea towel]
“I was relentless. They would call me ‘Nandor the Relentless’. Because I would just never relent.”
(What We Do in the Shadows)
Nice.
You Jane, me Tarzan.
It defines Darth Vader.
Ho ho ho.
Santa Claus
“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”
"This is my rifle, this is my gun,
this one’s for shooting, this one’s for fun!!!"
“I am GODZILLA!!! YOU are JAPAN!!!”
I’ve gotten almost all the others, but could I request a lil’ help with this one, please?
“No one created me. I am Evil. Evil existed long before Good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful.”
(Minions applaud, Evil nods acknowledgement)
Les Misérables.
“I’m a man of wealth and taste.”
You could have provided a clue who the speaker is, you know. I mean, did you hope we’d just guess his name?
“I’m the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from.”
-Christopher Walken in True Romance
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.”