I'd Forgotten the Fun of Message Boards

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This should be mundane and almost certainly pointless so I know I’m in the right forum.

Hi, I’m new here. Though I’ve lurked for a couple of years, I finally decided that I wanted to join in. I haven’t participated in a high traffic forum since the heyday of Ultima Online in the rec.games newsgroup.

I gotta say, the past few days here have been a blast.
Oh, and kitty pictures!

Pic 1 - Storm is the one with the glum expression. Stripes is trying to cheer him up by smacking him in the eye.

Pic 2 - Our two trashcan inspectors are taking a break after a hard day’s work.

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Welcome! I guess I don’t have to warn you not to step on the cats! (Those are adorable, by the way.) Would you care for a margarita?

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Thanks for the kitties! Now, just mail them here, and all will be well.

Don’t get tennis elbow… or typers’ fingers… or something… from board overuse!

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Ok - I’ll go get the goat. He’s getting tired! So many newbies, so little time.

Welcome, Pithy!

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I’m not sure the goat is necessary when kitty pics are posted as an offering.

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The goat is always necessary. Given that Pithy Moniker posted kitty pix, though, I suggest we dispense with the calamari.

Welcome to the Dope, Pithy!

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The brochure didn’t mention a goat.

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I’m not sure about the name. To post here, you need some sort of pithy moniker.

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Uh, guys, the goat is kinda… tied up by someone else at the moment, do you mind if we use the duck?

Welcome to the boards, you with the cool username! Stick around and have fun. :wink: complimentary snogs

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No goat? I suppose the goat has to replace those elecrolytes, no?

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Hello Pithy Moniker. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay! :slight_smile:

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Do the cats play Oblivion?

I never got to meet the goat of the squid, but I like goat cheese and squid-on-its-ink sandwiches… maybe we could offer Pithy Moniker a squid sandwich after he meets the duck.

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Kitties! Squeeee! I like you already.

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Welcome, Pithy Moniker!

We have a welcoming banquet laid on in Room Fifteen. Please come this way.

[sub]We have a duck?!![/sub]

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Yep, they always want to play as Khajiit thieves.