…hold the mayo.
While cruising around the Snopes message boards last night, I came upon a link to this site, which purports to reveal several “Easter Eggs” of life, such as this little gem:
First off, what does it matter if the paper touches mayonnaise? Can’t a person just wipe it off and read the note anyway? Or is mayonnaise the holiest of condiments, capable of breaking any pact one forms with a satanic sandwich?
And this pearl of wisdom:
So the Pixiesnix in the mirror dancing around in her jammies to “Love Train” is a malicious entity out to get me? Who knew?
The sections about Mel’s Hole and Black-Eyed Kids are worth a few laughs, too. And if you have a few hours to kill, The Holders section sounds like it would make a pretty good video game.