Sorry, but I’ve lost my cross-referenced SDMB posters who are enemies guide, is there some thing I should be looking for?
Sapo, your behavior has crossed the line from joking to stalking and/or trolling. Any further hijacking of threads to needle Otto on this topic is going to result in warnings. Knock it off.
that answers that, I guess.
I believe Sapo is referencing Otto’s ill-advised twenty joke. Which really just makes him (Sapo) look like an ass since it is nothing but an unwarranted dig at another poster.
thanks. got it. agree.
Link? For those of us that are still clueless?
Sapo’s Pit thread of Otto, which has a link to Otto’s original thread in the OP.
k-riste. sorry I asked.
neutron star, if you can arrange to be around when the arrest goes down, be sure to yell, “he has a gun” as the police are moving towards him.
The good people of exlax chocolate have just the product for times likes this. Are good at making brownies neutron star?
Don’t forget to salt the toilet paper!
[size=1]standard this is prolly a bad idea disclaimer*
Salt the toilet paper?
It looks like a much better idea to me than the one immediately above it, which I hope was not serious. Would you want to risk being present at manslaughter? Think of all the paperwork!
This is what boggles my mind. Well, the scratching off $1200 in lottery tickets and then passing out kind of does too, but this is just new heights of stupid.
Abrasive, with the added bonus of salting any resulting scrapes.
ETA: although the Ex-Lax thing I think we’ve had threads here before in which it was determined that this constituted assault.
Just doing it once would not be enough.
If I were you, I would be finding a replacement roommate now, so that your landlord doesn’t pick the next one.
Neutron Star, as entertaining and cathartic as it would no doubt be to rub this asshole’s face in it as the cops are picking him up, I’d personally be inclined to minimize my involvement to that necessary to have him convicted.
The reason? This guy sounds like he has no particular thing to occupy his time. You don’t want to get him fixated on you, as happened to my friend.
His story was much like yours - he had a roommate who moved in with a (worthless criminal) boyfriend. Soon the roommate split with boyfriend and moved out - but he didn’t. He stayed, and started to steal stuff to buy drugs. My friend called in the cops. Unfortunately, he made a big production out of busting the fellow, having put up with a lot of bullshit from him. The result? This worthless piece of human shit soon got out of jail, and having nothing better to do started to harrass my friend with threatening phone calls and letters and the like.
Thing is, my friend had lots of better things to do with his life than get into a battle with this scumbag, and have lots of conversations with cops, worries about escalation and violence, etc. But the scumbag didn’t. Harrassment went on for months.
That’s how you make him rub salt in the wound;)
Whole thing’s tongue in cheek of course.
In that case you’d have to salt the tongue.
that’s only revenge if you’re this guy
I really think you need to put some Visine in his food. It won’t kill him, but he’ll have the shits something horrible.