ID these movie quotes

Sauron, JSexton, those are right.

minlokwat, First Blood is correct. The other one must be very similar to Con Air, since you’re the second to guess that one, but it isn’t. Perhaps it is too obscure, but it’s one of those lines that stuck with me, and my wife and I use it to refer to situations where there’s something that you really want. Another hint: It was spoken by Damon Wayans.

So we’re still looking for #3 and #2.

Another line from the same movie as #2 is: “Do you own rubber gloves?”

  1. Your offer is acceptable.

I think #2 is from one of the “Fletch” movies, but I’m not sure which. I’ll guess the first one.

That’s right.

Men in Black

#2 is Fletch to his ex-wife’s divorce attorney.

Is #3 from Dennis Hopper’s Colors?

Yes! That wraps 'em up.

Anyone got any more?

I was thinking more about it, and I might be wrong about BrainGlutton’s, because that is actually “Your proposal is acceptable” (said by the bug, unseen, to Vincent D’Onofrio’s character).

  1. And did Grolak think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

  2. I was righ! I’m not paranoid – they’re all Spies!!

  3. You resist my attempts to arrange an interesting death for you.

  4. This machine is smarter than God. If it were to tell me to lead a tribe of people through the desert for forty years, I’d have to give it serious consideration.

Well, everyone said the ones I knew already, so here are a few more:

  1. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
  2. I’ll cash her check in the morning.
  3. I had a father, his name was __ _____. (Name removed so as not to be too easy.)
  4. Because when everyone’s special, no one is.
  5. As-tro-nomical. (I tried to put in the dashes to get the pronunciation right.)
  1. I shovel well. I shovel very well
    Mystery Men - IMO a very funny movie. Especially for this comic book geek.
    I would like to add some favourites of mine, but they are probably going to be very easy.

  2. Who throws a shoe, I mean really

  3. What are we supposed to use man, harsh language!

  4. On that farm… he shot some guys, E I E I O.

  5. I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about

  6. That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten

Aliens ?

14 should be “It means this damn thing doesn’t work at all!” [/nitpick]

Trust me. I’ve seen that movie many, many times.

28 – “His name was Inigo Montoya”? From the Princess Bride.

And from one of my favourite movies:

  1. I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?
  1. Because when everyone’s special, no one is.

The Incredibles.

  1. Who throws a shoe, I mean really

Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

That should be:

  1. And did Goloka think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

I don’t know HOW I could’ve made such a stupid mistake.

Morgan Freeman’s character in The Shawshank Redemption, of course.

  1. MacMannis from The Usual Suspects.

  2. The Wolf from Pulp Fiction.

That sounds like Orson Welles as the Studio Executive at the end of The Muppet Movie.

I don’t know the answer to bouv’s #28, but in the Princess Bride, Inigo says “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”