Ideas as wise as ground zero mosque

An anvil factory next to a coyote sanctuary.

For the win.

No - step one asks for a deluded few and you’ve chosen the US, which, deluded as they may be, cannot be said to be few. But you’ve almost got it. A little specificity and some links that are both abhorrent and amusing may help, too.

My suggestion along your lines would be a statue of a woman pointing at genitals in place of the toppled statue of Saddam.

No - step one asks for a deluded few and you’ve chosen the US, which, deluded as they may be, cannot be said to be few. But you’ve almost got it. A little specificity and some links that are both abhorrent and amusing may help, too.

My suggestion along your lines would be a statue of a woman pointing at genitals in place of the toppled statue of Saddam.
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Oops, I almost forgot to take my own advice:

Yah, thats the ticket.

How about for the joggers in the house -The Bataan 98k Run.

I was thinking of the McVey chem lab in the veteran training center in that building.

Moved MPSIMS --> Pit.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

A Shinto Shrine at Pearl Harbor.
A mosque at the Pentagon.

Then repost it in the fucking Game Room, dipshit.

(Not to be a Junior Mod, or anything.)
It’s a troll.

There is no “ground zero mosque.”

The Bill of Rights.

How about flying a Confederate flag anywhere in the United States?

A comedy club at wherever the SDMB servers are.

A British flag flying on Independence Day?

A fur coat store next to the animal shelter?

An abstinence-only sex-ed school next to Sarah Palin’s house?

Sorry for the error.
But now it’s in the pit, so let 'er rip.

For those who are treating this seriously, I would like to see an Islamic center at/near ground zero.
It is not like they want an Arabic Dance studio- first lesson free " Dancing in the street while your enemy dies"

The NewsCorp Integrity in Journalism Award.
As to the OP, jokes have be plausible at some basic level, i.e. start with a normal premise that leads to an unexpected punchline. If your premise is stupid from the start (and the whole “ground zero mosque” hysteria is as thorough as stupidity gets, and in fact is getting well past tiresome at this point) then your intended punchline, no matter what it is, has no punch.

Oh great, now I am a dipshit and my joke has a stupid premise.
:eek:

I was hoping the Dope would pull tragic gold from history and combine it with wonderfully witty inappropiateness.

Korean takeout next to Woody Allen’s condo.