Oh, thank God - I’m not Christian, but I look like one and people were always blaming me for this crap.
A McDonalds in the lobby of a cardiac clinic.
A liquor store next to a battered women’s shelter.
A gun store next to the post office.
A detective agency next to a sperm clinic.
You know, the space-time fabric is only that much strong…
The Texas Heart Institute, home of Dr Denton Cooley, is affiliated with St Luke’s Episcopal Hospital in Houston’s Texas Medical Center.
St Luke’s has a fine cafeteria in the basement but the McDonald’s located on the first floor is extremely popular. Yes, just down the hall from the Heart Institute.
(I wouldn’t be surprised if any of those other juxtapositions were located here in Surreal City.)
Let’s get back to the funny, people! My attempts:
OJ Simpson brand steak knives
An actual mosque inside the Vatican
Keanu Reeves’ acting school
Gay bar in Mecca
Straight bar in Utah
Mormon Church singles night mixer (10 men, 100 women)
Bill Maher as director of Human Resources
I’m sure this has been said approximately a billion times already, FE3O4ENAIL, but:
1.) It’s not a mosque.
2.) It’s not at Ground Zero.
3.) Watch this video, you fucking retard.
You must be kidding. I watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann regularly, and even I admit that his “special comments” are him at his worst.
I don’t watch him unless someone links me something, as happened with this video. What, exactly, do you object to about this one?
I’ve previously said the same thing, but I was incorrect.
From wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9/11#Motives
The first reason, the presence of US in Saudi Arabia, is based on Bin Ladin’s belief that Muhammad proclaimed that no infidel should have a permanent presence in Arabia. That’s the definition of an Islamic reason. I don’t know how widespread Bin Ladin’s interpretation of scripture is, though.
A Gay-Lesbian USO center next to the Westboro Baptist Church
I’d actually write a big check in support of this one.
There is a running track at Ft. Sam Houston that is named for a general who died of a heart attack while running.
My fake entries are:
Louise Woodward doing a Shake 'N Bake commercial.
Louise Woodward as a bartender in a James Bond film.
You could name an entire class of races after an incident in which the person who ran the distance died immediately after running it.
Arrhichion Medal for Ultimate Fighting.
Its called artistic license, I know the facts, as I said upthread I support any Islamic Center anywhere in NYC, or anywhere else, I was trying to set up a joke and give everyone a chance to be creative using black ( as in death) comedy.
Am I still a retard now that it has been explained to you?
Then you are very insensitive person with a deeply warped, sick sense of humor, most likely going straight to Hell. If I get there first, I’ll save you a spot.
An arcade with only shooting games.
Along the same lines, Oklahoma has airports named after native sons/air crash casualties Will Rogers and Wiley Post.
The George A Custer monument at Wounded Knee.
The Jonestown Center to promote Spiritual Discipline.
The Center for Opposing Unnecessary Plastic Surgery, across the street form Neverland.
The JonBenét Ramsey Daycare center , any where.
An Extenze outlet store next to John Bobbit’s house.
The Hervé Villechaize memorial across from Verne Troyer’s house.
Dresden fireproof pajama factory.
Kind nicht verbrennen.