A good friend of mine is retiring. His last day is tomorrow. I have arranged for a fiesta at the cantina on Wednesday, his first day of freedom. It is a cantina, so only guys will be there. Mexicanos love humor with sexual overtones. I would appreciate some gag gift ideas. Needs to be something I can make or buy in Mexico. Gracias.
blue m&m’s in a bottle labled Viagra
a little black book with phone numbers for V. Stiviano, Heidi Fleiss and Anna Nicole Smith