Okay, last December I had a heart attack (female, mid-forties). It was scary, but I’m healing just fine, and I’ve been cleared to start running again (I was a fair-weather runner prior to this). I’m training to run a 5k in about 8 weeks, which is my way of proving to myself that I’m “back to normal”. I’ve got some friends and family running with me as my posse for support, and some people who will meet me at the finish line. The PR department at the hospital wants to cover me as a “success story” for the heart center, so it will be in the local papers, etc.
Anyway, my plan is to have a photo taken of me crossing the finish line, and then frame it to give to my main cardiologist (the one who performed my catheterizations/ angioplasties/ stenting - I call him The Plumber). I need something funny and/or clever to write with my signature, but I can’t think of anything really witty - so I’m turning to all of you for help. Any ideas?