Identify a song? "Kill the unicorn"

OK, last night we were listening to satellite radio on the 80s hair band channel and a song came on that was horrid (IMHO). It was serious bad music- produced like Spinal Tap stuff, just awful and it made us all look up when the lyric “Kill the unicorn” came on. I think it could be Black Flag, who had a conflict with Unicorn records back in they day, but I cannot identify the song (if it is indeed them).

Can anyone identify it based on my sparse information? And when I say in the style of Spinal Tap (which yes, I know is a parody band, but you know how they did things- CRAZY overproduced) I actually thought it WAS Spinal Tap. The rest of the lyrics were pretty much mushmouthed and impossible to make out.

Could it have been ‘Gutter Ballet’ by Savatage (video here)?

Oh my GOD. Is there NOTHING that the Straight Dope folks don’t know?? That has GOT to be it- and seriously, does it not sound just like Spinal Tap?? Good God!

Thanks for that!! I can’t wait to send that link to my coworkers.