“This product, whose name I can’t recall, appears to have been made out of the deceased! We’re ingesting, for lack of a better protein, homo sapiens!”
“The tome in question appears to be a collection of ingredients and instructions for preparations of tasty meals!”
“The void between the stars, the last unexplored region. The ones at hand are the trips or something of the space vehicle Undertaking, its 60-month assigned task, to charter bizarre recent planets, look for recent sentience and up and coming orderly states marked by a highly developed technology and culture, to courageously proceed to an area where zero males have proceeded up to this time.”
Sir Rhosis
“The space station (whose name I can’t remember) was the last one of its kind. It was our bestest ever chance to stop war or something. The year is sometime in the future. The place is (name of space station?).”
*Guy with arachnid powers! Guy with arachnid powers!
He possesses a plethora of arachnid-related abilities!
Such as extruding silk proteins into complicated structures of varying magnitude,
Thereby ensnaring the enemies of society as if they were small prey insects!
Caution! For the guy with arachnid powers is approaching!
Does he exhibit the relative strength of an arachnid? Pay attention, casual acquaintance;
His blood emits ionizing particles!
Is he capable of using his silken protein-extrusion ability as a means of personal transport?
Look up!
Attention, please! The guy with arachnid powers has moved on!
During the cooler time of the diurnal cycle when this side of the planet is facing away from the sun; in the location where socially unacceptable behavior is occurring,
Displaying the metaphoric speed of a sudden burst of luminosity, he has a tendency to appear at the optimum moment!
Guy with arachnid powers, Guy with arachnid powers,
Congenial guy with arachnid powers who is often found in this vicinity;
He is generally overlooked regarding public accolades or financial renumeration;
However, he derives some enrichment from the generally thrilling nature of his activities.
From the perspective of that guy,
Existence is one continuous difficult situation;
Therefore, if you should encounter a difficult situation,
You will also locate the whereabouts of the Guy with Arachnid Powers!*
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Guy who combines qualities of a winged mammal and a human!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Guy who combines qualities of a winged mammal and a human!
Various onomatopoeically rendered terms denoting impact!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Guy who combines qualities of a winged mammal and a human!
Guy who combines qualities of a winged mammal and a human!
Guy who combines qualities of a winged mammal and a human!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
GUY WHO COMBINES QUALITIES OF A WINGED MAMMAL AND A HUMAN! *
So how did this evolve from “barely remembered SF quotes” to “restating SF quotes in a very roundabout way?”
Speaking of which, here’s some classic internet fun-- the first stanza of the Spider-Man theme song run through Babelfish to Japanese, and then back to English:
As for those where the
thing can turns the net the
and the person, the
as for the person, all sizes, capture ones which the thief like growing sees the empty exactly do with anything! Here the person comes difficult.
A few other previously mentioned SF quotes, processed the same way:
It cannot inquire about that everyone shouts in the space.
The foot which shoots your stench from my separated is severely criticized takes the monkey which becomes dirty!
As for me us the place from the nuke track meaning the thing which is started. That is the only method of being secure.
My God, that the star is complete!
Space: Final frontier. These are travelling of starship enterprise. Her five age chart groups: Being strange, in order to explore the new world,; In order to find new life and new civilization,; As for the person going before boldly and without being in order to go to the place,!
It occured to me too to use Babelfish, here are some translations of one inimitable phrase, translated back again…
Italian; it from the orbit, relative removes and of atomic crews the only sense to be sure
German; depart and nuke it from the course, of its the only way to be safe
Chinese; Leaves with the nuclear weapon it from the track, its only way is firmly
A German Ripley would seem to be our best hope :dubious:
“That small male child was our only remaining something.”
“Nah, we got some more.”
I think that’s marvelous. Perhaps we should allow her to lead us.
Fun competition has run its course to the end, man, fun competition has run its course to the end
“You are perhaps mistaken in your understanding of the meaning of that word.”
“We have no use for official police identification.”
“A larger watercraft may prove efficacious, given the task now before us.”
“The capital of France will forever remain our treasured memory.”
“Ah, my childhood sled…”
Or, “We’ll always have (some french city).”
“Hello. My name is (something Spanish). You killed a member of my family. Prepare to die.”
I noticed that too: we’ve had several threads on obfuscated quotes and/or lyrics, but the quote that started this thread out was more of a “genericized” quote.
I’ve tried to keep my offerings “genericized” rather than obfuscated. That said, a combination within a quote of genericized and obfuscated can be good, too.
I think I might start a thread to keep this going, in a genericized format rather than the obfuscated one it’s devolved into.
that said, obfuscated Spiderman was funny!
You guys are too much.