Idiosyncratic Rock Awards

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Best Songs Ever Written About Girls Named Mary Anne:

The Who - “Mary Anne With The Shaky Hands”
The Spongetones - “My Girl MaryAnne”

My girl MaryAnne
She tries to get in as many words as she possibly can

Best Romantic Sentiments In A Boy Meets Girl Song

Well, I’m a busy man, baby, can’t you see?
And I got no time for coquettery.
But I’m willing and able to pay the fee if it’s
Cash On Delivery
Make it cash on delivery if you’re gonna do business with me.

  • Spinal Tap

Her heart was black and her face was masked
A five dollar bill was all she asked

  • The Haunted (1-2-5)