(With apologies to Cher)
Idiots, Tramps, and Deeves
Oh, Lord, it seems everyone I know,
Is some kind of idiot, deviant, or dirty ol’ ho.
Why am I surrounded by these fucks with heads of wood?
They seem to think I’ve got the best place in the ‘hood.
Idiots, tramps, and deeves
They always seem to be around
I’m the favorite person of idiots, tramps and deeves
It’s their heads I really wanna pound
Fucktards are always bringin’ me down!
Went to a job, turned out to be Ho’ville
Met a girl, who hinted she wanted it to be real
Turns out, she had another one
But she hinted I could “hit this”
I decided to turn and run.
I’ve had plenty of school, but I’m still in idiot hell
Thought I’d rent out a room for awhile,
Should have just turned the place to rubble
Damn, roomie’s an idiot in denial!
And here’s the one from the deviant file:
E’rytime he fucks his girl, he’s gotta put on a show!
He asks me to come over and I just say no!
Don’t care if she can choke his wood,
I’ve seen her naked and it’s not that good!