Idiots, Tramps, and Deeves

(With apologies to Cher)

Idiots, Tramps, and Deeves

Oh, Lord, it seems everyone I know,
Is some kind of idiot, deviant, or dirty ol’ ho.
Why am I surrounded by these fucks with heads of wood?
They seem to think I’ve got the best place in the ‘hood.

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Idiots, tramps, and deeves
They always seem to be around
I’m the favorite person of idiots, tramps and deeves
It’s their heads I really wanna pound
Fucktards are always bringin’ me down!

Went to a job, turned out to be Ho’ville
Met a girl, who hinted she wanted it to be real
Turns out, she had another one
But she hinted I could “hit this”
I decided to turn and run.

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I’ve had plenty of school, but I’m still in idiot hell
Thought I’d rent out a room for awhile,
Should have just turned the place to rubble
Damn, roomie’s an idiot in denial!

And here’s the one from the deviant file:
E’rytime he fucks his girl, he’s gotta put on a show!
He asks me to come over and I just say no!
Don’t care if she can choke his wood,
I’ve seen her naked and it’s not that good!

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