Idiots who pray

Well, in fairness, I think that may be done in order to prevent anyone from getting inujured during the game. It does not actually do anything because people are always getting hurt during the game, but it makes them feel good, I guess. Unless they are praying to win - in which case both teams are appealing to the same God - what does he/she do - flip a coin? Listen to any of the (US) Olympic athletes - esp the track team - they gave thanks to God for helping them win.

What about in politics? Whenever something bad happens you always hear the president say somesuch “Our thoughts and prayers are with the families…”. It’s like if a politician or anyone in the public eye cannot ever NOT say something about prayer in those situations.

Prayer makes people feel better. It’s the “God’s will” that makes me mad. Someone told me that after my mother died. “God has a plan.” Yeah.

Thoughts AND/OR prayers.

Pick your poison.

Praying is just hoping. And when what you hope for comes true, it makes you feel good. Christians refer to this as the “power of prayer.” When what you hope for doesn’t come true, you don’t feel so good. Christians call this, “God works in mysterious ways,” which, for some reason makes Christians feel good too.

There’s something in there about the innocence of the self-deluded, but I can’t quite pin it down.

“Pray in one hand, and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.”

God made me fumble.

Of course he does it. Those God-less heathen athiests really needed a killin’ so God sent his Jesus Mobile to take them out.

Hey, me too!

He did, after all, build my hot rod.

And cheetahs run faster than chocolate chip cookies but are not necessarily spottier.

:confused:

Seriously, although as noted I’m a non-praying person myself, I have never understood how the quoted remark was supposed to say anything meaningful about prayer. AFAICT, even the most ardent advocates of “the power of prayer” don’t claim that it produces immediate results in the form of a tangible substance, the way that shitting does. So why bother pointing that out?

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Actually, I can fill my prayer hand a lot faster than I can my shit hand. I can pray at any time, as much as I want, but I can’t always shit.

You mean I shouldn’t have been shitting in my hand for the last half-hour?

Boy, is my face red.
And my hand stinky, by the way.

You don’t pray to let God know what you want. You pray to listen for what God wants. It’s not a transmitter, it’s a receiver.

FWIW, I can think of several other things they might be praying for.

The part where he says, “yet I often try to send some sort of mental help to my favorite sports team or to friends I want to do well.”

Eh. This seems like a rather lame pitting — a religious figure grows ill and religious persons state an intention to pray? They’re not advocating forced prayer; they’re not giving credit to god instead of the doctor for someone who gets better; they’re not even claiming that the prayer is somehow necessary or effective medical treatment. They’re offering good vibes.

Wake me when someone does something objectionable.

The metaphor only has force insofar as the comparison applies. If a religious person doesn’t believe that prayer will have the tangible, real-world result (say) of coercing God to cure someone’s illness, then comparing it to shitting misses the point.

Wait - isn’t God all powerful? Why’s he need us? Or is he just a little bit insecure?

Golly, that’s nice. What religion espouses that sort of thinking? Sounds a bit Buddhist in aim but comes at it from a different direction.

No, no smileys. It’s for y’all to work out for yourselves whether & where I’m joking.