Yeah, that’d be fine. I mean, so long as the coyote was humane about it.
Now if we could only convince the coyote to leave the dog and take the bitch.
Regards,
Shodan
Aw, come on, I set that one up on a tee for ya.
I mean, the idea of subtracting 12 IQ points from you or me might be damaging and troubling but to J-Simp those 12 points stand between her and the Special Olympics.
Really? I’m surprised at how mean this thread is - this isn’t Paris Hilton we’re talking about. When did Jessica Simpson pee in your Cheerios?
Well, it’s not as if she’s smart enough to grasp how to control her urethra, is she? Personally, I’d keep a hand over my bowl of Cheerios anytime was around.
For me, the dumb part comes in when she’s praying for the safe return of the coyote-chow she saw WITH HER OWN FRIGGEN EYES being snatched away. Like that’s all God has to do with His time, get a coyote to barf back whole J-Simp’s annoying little yap-dog.
Dumb.
Annoying.
Faux-pious.
Self-absorbed.
In denial.
Dismissive of events she has actually witnessed first hand.
The girl has it all, what can I say?
You left out brutally hot. I can forgive a lot for a body like that.
Okay, so next time your beloved pet gets devoured by a wild animal, we can tell you to go fuck yourself for being stupid enough to have a hope in your heart that maybe it didn’t die? Just checking.
Um, yeah. Anyone with even an itsy-bitsy bit of brain would hope their pet DID die, and as quickly as possible, in preference to the overwhelmingly probablilty that, if it did somehow survive the coyote attack (through the goodness of God’s beneficience, Puh-raise Jay-sus!), it died an agonizingly slow death, probably while bereft of at least one limb.
But you go ahead and pray for what you want to pray for, and I’ll just stand here quietly making fun of you.
Why do you want to make Baby Jesus cry?
Not that He actually will, of course.
But she’s young, rich, hot and stupid. And I have no chance with her. What other outlet can my tortured feelings find besides irrational hatred?
Regards,
Shodan
I think we should all chip in and get her a new pet…like a tuna (aka chicken of the sea).
While I realize you’re joking (I hope?), I don’t know if I can get behind everyone being jerks because they are sexist. That’s not any better, really.
Like I said, if this were your average Doper, we’d all tell them to put up the signs and try, because there’s on harm done. Jessica even admitted on her Twitter that she realizes her efforts are entirely futile, but that the dog is her baby and she’ll still try. I think most animal loving pet owners would do the same.
Btw, I hate that you guys are leading to me defending Jessica Simpson. 
And even if it’s the dog’s body that’s found, she’ll have something to bury/have cremated. I would want to know the fate of my missing pet, and part of me would be hoping for a best-case-scenario result, no matter how unlikely that might be.
Agree with Diosa and Ferret Herder. JS has flat out said she knows there’s really no chance but she still has to try. Any loving pet owner (okay, the vast majority) would do the same thing. God knows I would.
Oh but because she’s shown to be rather dim, well, fuck her! What a dumbass! :rolleyes:
Excuse you, she’s dumb and has a great rack, but I can’t fuck her. So, I hope her dog is never found, except perhaps as bones in coyote shit. That’ll teach her to not blow me.
Well, maybe a formerly great rack–looks like “it was gravity that pulled us down, and destiny that broke us apart.”