[QUOTE=The King of Soup]
If some limits were not set, a determined zealot could insist that every debate begin with a discussion of why we should not simply abdicate our place on Earth with a program of universal euthanasia followed by an eternity of peace and Heavenly reward: interesting enough – once, maybe.
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I believe I’ve suggested before that you should be a writer if you aren’t. You compose well. And certainly, I agree. But any myth to the contrary notwithstanding, I do not hijack any threads ever in that manner.
Now, more generally, and with regard to the topic of hijacking threads, including regious ones, often what appears to be a hijack is just a branch of the thread. And if users were to use the threaded view rather than the linear view, they’d see this:
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Poster A: I think vordags are ordack.
Poster B: (To Poster A) Some are ordack. Some are pasgoy.
Poster C: When my vordags constibulate, I blor them.
Poster A: (To Poster B) I agree that some are pasgoy, but since pasgoy vordags are prone to toediggling, your point is moot.
Poster D: (To Poster C) It is mistake to blor vordags. Bloring vordags can result in maldicker.
Poster E: Heh heh. He said “maldicker”.
Poster F: (To Poster C) Cite, please? When has there ever been a constibulated vordag?
Poster G: (To Poster A) Pasgoy vordags only toediggle under the most rare and extreme circumstances.
Poster A: (To Poster G) Nonsense. I’ve had more than a dozen vordags, and they have all toediggled sooner or later.
Poster H: (To Poster D) What’s so bad about maldicker? Is it just because it’s popular among yeegs? I think this board could do without your bigotry.
Poster I: (To Poster H) Poster D didn’t even mention yeegs. Why must you assume the worst?
Poster J: (To Poster F) Talk Origins shows about twenty examples of constibulated vordags. They aren’t that rare.
Poster D: (To everyone) Thweeet! We are discussing whether pasgoy vordags toediggle. Will the people discussing constabulation please go elsewhere?
Poster H: (To poster D) Fuck you! The rest of us are discussing a different aspect of the OP. If you want to yap, go ahead. It’s not like you can’t type while we type or anything.
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No one has hijacked the thread. But what happens is that people don’t follow all the branches. Just their own. And when they finally notice someone else’s branch, they bristle with indignation and scream “HIJACK!”
And the worst of it is that sometimes, one of the people in one of the branches will himself scream “hijack!” at his opponent if he is loosing that argument. It simply is not possible for a response to be a hijack unless it is altogether a complete non sequitur.