If a tree falls in the forest..

Now that is a theory we should all explore…

[slaps Palidors too]

Of course it makes a sound. I was born in 1964. To say it didn’t make a soung is akin to me saying. Since I wasn’t around before 1964 nothing actually happened.

Of course it did. Just because you don’t witness it doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.

Palidors originally listed his occupation as a quantum physicist.

I very politely asked him a physics question, but apparently he is not speaking to me.

I think he felt betrayed when he found out I’m really Elizabeth Taylor.


If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.

If a tree falls and someone IS around, does it make a sound? Or does that person just imagine a sound because falling trees are supposed to make sounds?

Tree’s do not fall, they…

T-I-M-B-E-R!!


Confusious Say:
-Man who stand on toilet,
Is high on pot-

Let’s be nice, people. We don’t need to toss out the dreaded T-word or hit people just because we don’t like their question.

Any question can be new and intriguing to someone who has not heard it before.

Nickrz
GQ Mod

TennHippie

If the mime is trying to get out of an invisible box, then of course, the tree, being perpend…
Forget it.


If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.

Are you trying to imply there’s someone in the universe who hasn’t heard this question before?

‘Are you trying to imply there’s someone in the universe who
hasn’t heard this question before?’
Yeah, little deafened me.

On the other hand, anyone know what the sound of one hand clapping is as I can’t hear that either.

handy, one hand clapping sounds like Van Morrison singing.


Unforgiven

Okay, for this I’ll go back to my university physics days.
First, consider a massless/frictionless tree…

Oh, never mind.

If you close your eyes and I smack you in the back of the head, does it hurt?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, where are they?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, then who felled it?

I’d like to branch out and see how many of you twig what’s going on:

If a tree falls in a vacuum…

If I start banging my head against my keyboard, does it make a sound?

66uybdc7g6b 6vbhfhyjuhjy

Anyone hear that? I wonder how it’s pronounced…


“Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for an hour… Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

gypsy, nope, haven’t & probably wouldn’t if I could, listened to Morrison.

How about one of the Beatles?

I think the big question should have been changed to ‘if you are in the forest & a tree falls on you, do you feel it?’

If a tree falls on a mime, does he scream?


“I had a feeling that in Hell there would be mushrooms.” -The Secret of Monkey Island

If a mime falls out of a tree in the forest and lands on a deaf person, does anyone hear it?