If a tree falls in the forest..

Perhaps we can explicitly state the answer that was apparently being sought, thereby giving the poster what he sought and also exposing it to anyone who might not get it like everyone here obviously does, and then CLOSE this annoying little thread.

The philosophical answer arrived at sometime in the Dark Ages (probably St. Augustine or someone of the sort):

Yes, it makes a sound, 'cuz God heared it.


And in response to another thread, “Why feed trolls?” - because saying the monster’s True Name robs it of its power.

Okay, Rasputin, I’ll play along:

–Here I go

uyhuuuhgmh[u6yhggfvrt 67y

I heard it, I heard it. Wooh! Any other takers?

Now, does anyone actually got to the forest to listen for trees to fall?


Confusious Say:
-Man who stand on toilet,
Is high on pot-

If a freak trolls in a forum, does anyone read it?

The answer to the OP as stated, of course, it depends on whether you use the objective or subjective definition of the word ‘sound’. A decent dictionary gives both. Not even Physics 101 is required.

But what I wanna know is, when a space probe falls into Mars, do Martians throw it back. . .or do the taxpayers throw out another ball?

Also, when a thread gets totally unraveled, does it wear Nickrz?

When a tree falls into the La Brea Tar Pits, does its hugger get preserved?

Ray (Shshsh! I thought I herd something – there’s a whole wooly flock of 'em going over now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 12:29 am PST)

On the old TV show “Cheers” the bartender Coach said, “Well, if no one was there, how do you know the tree fell? Maybe some beavers set it down there.”

I always liked that answer. :slight_smile:

If a tree falls in the forest, & lands on C#3, how many posters’ hands will you hear clapping?


We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly

Ooh! Ooh! Mista Kotta!

I can actually make quite a decent sound by clapping with one hand. (Even better than Bart Simpson could in that miniature golf episode.)


Visit the Internet Stellar Database at www.stellar-database.com

Somebody tell Jorge to shut the f*** up!

Hmmm. I heard that.

I didn’t understand it, but I heard it.

-andros-


“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner

Nevermore.

Define sound. Then can you answer the question.

Define Troll and you don’t have to answer.

If a tree falls on Palidors, does anybody care?

Clue you in on a little secret, Pally. If you know the answer, you’ve missed the point.

If Palidors and c#3 climb a tree,we’ll all be happy


Pick your neighbors nose-Lenny Bruce.