Well, now, the 150 subsidiaries may be sorta true, in fact, likely.
ACORN is an umbrella organization, more of a clearing house than a chain of command. They share a general, overall sort of progressive orientation, but ACORN lacks the hierarchical structure of, say, the Democratic Party, with its rigid discipline, and all.
So, there may well be 150 “subsidiaries” if they are thought of as the semi-independent units, corresponding in a communal enterprise with a central exchange, though hardly a central command.
You go to ACORN for grant writers, its a clearing house for information for that very special, very peculiar breed of salesman, the grant writer. The skill of the grant writer is to describe different projects to different sources of money so as to convince the funder that a given project is precisely in tune with the funder’s Mission Statement. Indeed, denying such funding would be a total betrayal of whatever it is the funder stands for.
Its very exotic, esoteric knowledge, not many people have the skills and the contacts, and few small organizations can afford such a creature, nor would they be able to keep them busy. Hence, ACORN.
The foundation I worked for was all gooey about American Indians. So, if somebody in one of ACORN’s minions, down the iron chain of command, wanted to do a study on the effects of weatherization on the Pine Ridge Rez, they hand it off the the grantwriter, who would contact us, and probably the Dept of Interior, Energy, and maybe some corporate monster like Enron looking to buff up their image. That’s what an adequate grant writer does, to get a chunk here, a chunk there, get the funding. A truly great grant writer would hit up the Sierra Club as a way of protecting the endangered prairie dog and the polar bear. That’s a real pro!
Anyway, the point is ACORN is more a clearing house than a command center. Lefties don’t much like rigid command structures, it reminds them of jail, or detention. They provide access to shared resources that each cadre…I mean, subunit might require from time to time, but cannot afford to employ.
So, if ACORN gets the death penalty, there would be a lurch, but projects already funded would proceed, grant requests already written would still be submitted. Before long, the subgroups would coalesce with much the same players in different positions, and it would be pretty much normal again in a couple months or so. Still be fighting over the logo and the mission statement into 2013, but that’s just lefties. Given a choice between rigid hierarchy and constant squabbling, we pick squabbling. Keeps everybody honest.