If all would-be terrorists were like this........

When I read this piece of news I had a rather intense “WTF?” moment.

Summing up (clickable text to the newspaper article): Wannabe Daesh terrorist in Australia, 19 years old, hatches a nefarious plan: Stuff a kangaroo with explosives, paint it with a symbol of the Daesh, and set it loose on police.


(Also, it’s AUSTRALIA… I bet that you can find things way worse than explosive kangaroos to set loose on police!)

That sounds like a scheme Wile E. Coyote would come up with.
I can visualize it – and the inevitable outcome

(It’d probably be a mechanical kangaroo. Long after he set it hopping, at the end of the cartoon, after we’ve practically forgotten about it, he would turn away from the ruins of his previous scheme and suddenly be unexpectedly confronted by his Hopping Doom, and would just have time to realize what was about to happen when it blows up. After the smoke clears we see a blackened, frazzled coyote. He looks directly out at the audience for a beat, then holds up a sign reading Tell Them to Put a Shrimp on the Barbie for Me. Iris out.)

I thought this was going to be about the bomber on the Somalian airliner that only killed himself.

Maybe involving drones and nuclear Drop Bears.

Small tip here. Kangaroos sure look cute. Try and get hold of one, and I guarantee you will get the sh!t kicked out of you way before you get anywhere near putting things in pouches etc.

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Oh, c’mon, next you’ll try to convince us hippos don’t like to be tickled and cuddled. :rolleyes:

So, we should try using a wallaby instead?

Or a sloth. With a very long fuse.

Bawahahaha :wink: