{
countries of the world = peace; // ??
bj0rn();
}
Wow, beginning to think Coldfire has a point. Or maybe bj0rn is just trolling for a rant, at least I hope so.
If {illogic = cereal} then {you = General Mills}, to paraphrase the boss.
If {countries of the world = no armies}, then {wars = won by navies and airforces and militia and mercenaries and … }
If {almost every country of the world = no armies} then {wars = won by the one country that DOES have an army}.
Ummmm, huh?
When in hell’s name did my math teacher become “Grand Chief Grammarian”?
What? No one recognizes a C++ function?
I’m not saying the initial post was clear, exactly. But I would not call it unintelligible. More like, “quirky”.
I agree, it is kind of quirky. Maybe Bjorn was so frustrated with everyone picking on him because he doesn’t speak (write?) very good English, he chose a language that provides some common ground. 
I’m not sure I follow the logical test, though, shouldn’t it be more like:
if ( !countriesOfTheWorld.hasArmies() )
The test as written by Bjorn seems to violate type agreement.
The problem is that “army” is not a valid operator in C++, while “navy” would be. 
Yeah, he probably should have just stuck to C. I mean, is it really worth the hassle of type checking just to get those nifty // comments?
Well, of course the navy goes to C. WHere else?
Thank you, CK, it took your comment for me to finally get Polycarp’s joke.
cout << "Now now, Spiritus, Microsoft has supported the // comments in its compilers since Microsoft C (not C++, just C) version 5.0.
"
Darn, forgot the semicolon. ;
if (countriesOfTheWorld.numberOf()==0) then {
countriesOfTheWorld.hasArmies()=0
}
else if (countriesOfTheWorld.numberOf()==1) then {
countriesOfTheWorld.hasArmies()=0
}
else if (countriesOfTheWorld.numberOf() > 1) then {
countriesOfTheWorld.hasArmies()!= 0
}
//catch exceptions
try {
countriesOfTheWorld.numberOf() = 2;
}
catch (aException theVatican) {
out.println(“not a real country anyhow”);
countriesOfTheWorld.hasArmies()=0;
}
end;
Some Java for this afternoon…
“Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting.”
- Bertrand Russell
Microsoft + C.
Yin meets Yang.
Spiritus fails me.
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
*
You people are weird. No wonder we have a Y2K problem.
< GD&R >
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Spiritus, either “Yin” or “Yang” is way way too complimentary a label to give to Microsoft.
Do yourself a favor and never EVER develop Visual C++ applications for Windows CE devices. shudder
while(numberOfArmies==0)
{
violentMorons>nonViolents;
violentMorons.kill();
nonViolents.die()
bj0rnTrollMeter++;
}
“There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost
No.
It´s not the army that starts a war, those damn politicians are to blame for it like always with all bad things in this world.
If the whole world were under a the communist goverment of let’s say China then there would be no wars… and no freedom of speech and no human rights etc. etc.