If A Monkey With a Gun banged Shot From Guns we’d have Monkey Shot From a Gun.
CookingWithGas and SenorBeef would give us A Nice Steak.
Chronos and Mean Old Lady would spawn A Very Old Lady.
Liona Berani and Uncle Goat would sprog Chimera.
Snake oil with Stranger on a Train gives us Snake on a Train.
Swallowed my Cellphone and Broomstick begats A Medical Emergency.
And if Elendil’s Heir and any other doper had a second offspring, they’d be Elendil’s Spare*.
Prince William and Prince Harry are often referred to as the “heir and spare”.
Not Doper names I’ve seen around, but according to search they exist
Troll Master+Diamond=Mr Shine
Tomndebb + anyone else would result in either Bigamy or Divorce, depending.
Lord Mondegreen + whole bean = Green Bean
If SenorBeef married Mean Mr. Mustard, you’d have one heck of a sammich.
JocoseBanter + EpicNonsense = Hilarity N. Suze
Plain Jane + JimOfAllTrades = NooneSpecial
Sleeps with Butterflies + Clumsy = BrknButterfly
In Soviet Russia, chiroptera - GuanoLad = Dung Beetle.
overlyverbose + Reply = Rigamarole
“Made myself laugh, and isn’t that what really counts?” – Craig Ferguson (attrib.)
Dinner time!
SpudHead + potatoequeen = tatertot
You’re really cracking yourself up, aren’t you? It’s okay, 'cause you’re cracking me up too. I enjoyed Sleeps with Butterflies + Clumsy = BrknButterfly. Ha!
Yarp. Keeps me off the streets and out of trouble. 
Although, I wish other Dopers would play because if they don’t, twickster might have to move this thread back to MPSIMS. :o
For the high-brows: Phlosphr + Idle Thoughts = IvoryTowerDenizen
For the low-brows: Hugh Jass + ReverseCowgirl = Shagnasty
Mean Mr. Mustard + CookingWithGas = Poison Idea
janeslogin + gotpasswords = hacker
Darth Nader + Amidar = me.
No longer shall I lurk + must register to stalk you = ThreadPirateRoberts
ThisYearsGirl + ThisOneGuy = socialdisease88
Uncle Drunk + dangermom = omfg_familyproblems
Find something with my name. I dare ya’!