Gradeschool kids teasing about names?? pbbbbbttt!!! 
How about SDMB members?
The only thing that I could come up with for my SN: Mr. Phuquer, Sir
Peta, Peta, Pumpkin eata?
Satan: You’re not the evil-overlord of me! (PLD will get that one).
[slight hijack]
little*bit: everytime I see your screen name in a post I get a Monkees tune in my head…
“Its a little bit me, and its a little bit you…too!”
That’s the first time I slipped and didn’t change the cookied name before posting–the last post was mine. <blush>
Wonko the Sane said:
How ‘bout… Wanker The Lame?
Again, I’m just speakin’ for the kids…
ChrisP:
I’ll second that.
HeeHee!
I took some shit as a kid for my name. But after the first few times, being called Fartin Martin didn’t really bite me too deeply. Now they’d probably call me Faglin or something equally creative.
MR
Grade shool kids? Pshaw! Flypsyde (IIRC), already penned “Democrappus” for me. We don’ need no stinkin’ grade school kids!
Sunslime?
Probably something like Germie or Germ Warfare
StG
As I post under my real name, the thought of such teasing is just bringing back wonderful memories from elementary school.
Corroded being pretty popular, but it never quite had the zing of Four Eyed Freak Whose Mother Dresses Him.
So said Ray-smell.
(I’m also having this weird aural image of kids dancing around and chanting “Satan! Satan! Mastur-batin!” Make of that what you will.)
Hmmm…
Jophi-smell?
Then again, I get to see Joe Feel on IRC all the time from the #SD folk, so that might work as well.
by the way, it’s jo-FI-el
Yo! Feel me!
Head…going to explode…must splort…
::deep breath::
Horseshitski, I’d say.
Probably Wahzoo, but who knows.
Techchick68 would certainly see a numerical change I’m sure.
My user name is the name I was taunted with in grade school. And Junior High. And High School. Finally, I decided that if I can’t beat 'em, join 'em. The only thing worse would be to be called tatersnot, I don’t know why they didn’t think of it.
My first name is Tracy and I used to get called Dick Tracy a lot. I remember feeling insulted about it even before I learned that Dick was slang for penis.
Hey, those of you with kids, did you do the thing where you listed every possible nickname that could go with your kids name? And then crossed off selections accordingly? I think there is even a baby-naming website that does it for you these days.
Gazoo,
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Icky Icky techchicky That’s truly elementary school flavor 
I would obviously be the Odorman.
Keith
Stunka Stew-RAT, no doubt.
Hmmm… They’d probably just call me a Jew. Actually, I used to work at a movie theater and all the little kids used to call me “Miguel” because I look just like the character from the Road To El Dorado, right down to the dark roots and goatee. Of course, most of the younger ones just stared in awe after I told them that I WAS Miguel… Damn, I love kids.
“I’m not a misanthrope, I love humans… It’s just that most people don’t fall into that category.” Anonymous Dick
Yes. My wife does that all the time. I think we crossed off about 6 or 7 poerfectly good names from our list just because she kept coming up with stupid nicknames for them. Her response: “Hey, somebody has to think of these sort of things.”
Two words: “Cocoa Poop”
Thank you.