Yeah, for grade school I guess 69 probably wouldn’t mean much!
still can’t get past poo-poo head and loser.
hwy ponch, where’s jon?
Whatever they’d call me they’d only call me it once, before wasting away with a mysterious fatal illness.
what the hell can you do with Wacky Ninja?
although i did used to be called berkob*tch <last name berkovitz>
it stuck all the way to now, hence my website, berkobtch’s playground.
well, first one that comes to mind is squeeegeeee. [thanks paddy.]
Too obvious…
Fatrandom (sigh)
Pataco. The really crude kids, Padildo.
Or, browneye! Sorry, I just thought you really missed your chance, and I would help you out.

Well I was going to have a licence plate made up with “tubagirl” on it. But then my sister pointed out most people will see it as tubbagirl. She loves calling me fat. Beotch!
Scratchy Scratchy. I guess.
Or maybe oldscroat. I don’t know. Who can know what evil lurks in the minds of kids.
If I had a nickel for every time I was called “McGumballmachine…” (last name, Montgomery). Perhaps they would have jeered me with “Dougie’s Mommy.”
Top ten names used by grade school kids to tease silent_rob:
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siren_rob
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tyrant_snob
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silent_slob
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silent_blob
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silen_trob
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loud_rob
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not_so_silent_rob
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pirate_rob
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silent_corn_on_the_cob
And the # 1 name used by grade school kids to tease silent_rob:
- George W. Bush
FelchFreely
I have held off long enough. I figured that I could have guessed what felching is, but I just can’t. So dammit what is it?
Someone once reversed the letters in my name and called me
Pis Chrayne (piss crane).
I always got a kick out of that one.
sGIRLcub
Squickup (must be a cleaner of some sort)
Hiccup (from Squickup)
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. You don’t want to know what feltching is, Chris.
I ain’t gonna be the one who tells him.
–
Trout Ass Buttlicker.
These URLS explain much more eloquently than I ever could.
http://www.gayfelching.com
http://www.dropsquad.com/messages/msgs16689.html
http://www.web-ster.com/jcarroll/felch.htm
http://www.humour-online.com/PlainJokes/AFelchingSession.htm
http://www.halcyon.com/elf/altsex/vocab.html
http://www.adulteroticstories.com/felching.stories.backdoor.guys.5.html
http://www.illuminated.co.uk/flat/explanation.html [This one even talks about squicking]
These sites should provide a more than sufficient explanation.
Regards,
MR
Chris, just pretend that “felching” is a generic term for “really disgusting deviant sexual activity”. You will be happier not knowing the details.
You really want to know? Okay then, I’ll tell you. Felching is sucking freshly ejaculated semen out of someone’s anus, sometimes done with a straw. Would you like to know what squicking is also? ::grins knowingly::
WOW!
I don’t know what shocks me more, that there are at least that many ‘feltching’ websites out there, or that Maeglin had ad some time gone and found them all.