And, cards laid down on the table, I probably won’t, would I be able to change my username?
Yes.
Why wouldn’t you subscribe? As a long-time lurker, there must be something here that appeals.
Shall we wait 21 days before the sales talk begins :P;)
If you subscribe, you could edit that post.
Yes, but only within limits. You could change it, for example, to Large British Shop Owner or Small Welsh Shop Owner, but not to Cheesemonger.
I think that it is very wise of you to think carefully before subscribing to the SBMB, it being a clandestine S&M board and all.
(Seriously, I’d like more people from outside North America subscribe.)
How about Purveyor of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Yes, but you can only change it to Toast Museum Curator or Broken Biscuit Factory Janitor.
You say that like it’s a bad thing
I could honestly go for that…
The name, or the beaver cheese?
I just wanna know if it’s you that’s small or if it’s your shop.
For a mere 7.44 pounds, all that – and more! – could be yours…
Surely a small British shop owner could swing that.
Although if you do take that name, you’d better be sure to have some in stock if you hear that John Cleese is in the neighbourhood; wouldn’t want further tragic waste of human life.
NOT SUBSCRIBE?!?
And Deprive the Dope of its Small British Shop Owner?
I say nay, sir! Your subscription shall be paid whether you like it or not, and death to he who tries to change the name. A minion will be dispatched weekly to your abode to oversee regular updates from you!
This could be a new trend in Dopernames! Soon we will have Fat Bulgarian Pharmacist, Lanky Korean Crossing Guard and Hypoglycemic Brazilian Meter Reader!
The Chicago Reader is going to send ten deeply religious Jews over to his house to make sure all of his cheese is in order ?? Seems a tragic waste of resources.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna]
Ohhhh.
Minion.
Never mind.
[/Roseanne Roseannadanna]
Might you also be purveying the odd tin of Spam or Marmite?
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That’s Miss Emily Litella, if you please, Cheddar. 
This is the way I see it: one year is about fifteen dollars, which is about seven pounds fifty. It’s not a large amount. You could stay on board for a year, see if you like it, and not renew when the time is up if you decide it’s not your cup of tea. I think one year is a better time scale to decide if it is the thing for you.
I see now the OP has a join date of this month and year. Good for him/her!
Hey rowrrbazzle I see we have the same join date and month! You have over twice the post count as I do though. :dubious: