And, cards laid down on the table, I probably won’t, would I be able to change my username?
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
And, cards laid down on the table, I probably won’t, would I be able to change my username?
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Yes.
Why wouldn’t you subscribe? As a long-time lurker, there must be something here that appeals.
[QUOTE=Frank]
Why wouldn’t you subscribe? As a long-time lurker, there must be something here that appeals.
[/QUOTE]
Shall we wait 21 days before the sales talk begins :P;)
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Shall we wait 21 days before the sales talk begins :P;)
[/QUOTE]
If you subscribe, you could edit that post.
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
And, cards laid down on the table, I probably won’t, would I be able to change my username?
[/QUOTE]
Yes, but only within limits. You could change it, for example, to Large British Shop Owner or Small Welsh Shop Owner, but not to Cheesemonger.
I think that it is very wise of you to think carefully before subscribing to the SBMB, it being a clandestine S&M board and all.
(Seriously, I’d like more people from outside North America subscribe.)
[QUOTE=Colibri]
Yes, but only within limits. You could change it, for example, to Large British Shop Owner or Small Welsh Shop Owner, but not to Cheesemonger.
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How about Purveyor of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
And, cards laid down on the table, I probably won’t, would I be able to change my username?
[/QUOTE]
Yes, but you can only change it to Toast Museum Curator or Broken Biscuit Factory Janitor.
[QUOTE=Northern Piper]
How about Purveyor of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
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You say that like it’s a bad thing
[QUOTE=Northern Piper]
How about Purveyor of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
[/QUOTE]
I could honestly go for that…
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
I could honestly go for that…
[/QUOTE]
The name, or the beaver cheese?
I just wanna know if it’s you that’s small or if it’s your shop.
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
I could honestly go for that…
[/QUOTE]
For a mere 7.44 pounds, all that – and more! – could be yours…
Surely a small British shop owner could swing that.
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
[QUOTE=Northern Piper]
How about Purveyor of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
[/QUOTE]
I could honestly go for that…
[/QUOTE]
Although if you do take that name, you’d better be sure to have some in stock if you hear that John Cleese is in the neighbourhood; wouldn’t want further tragic waste of human life.
NOT SUBSCRIBE?!?
And Deprive the Dope of its Small British Shop Owner?
I say nay, sir! Your subscription shall be paid whether you like it or not, and death to he who tries to change the name. A minion will be dispatched weekly to your abode to oversee regular updates from you!
This could be a new trend in Dopernames! Soon we will have Fat Bulgarian Pharmacist, Lanky Korean Crossing Guard and Hypoglycemic Brazilian Meter Reader!
[QUOTE=scotandrsn]
A minion will be dispatched weekly to your abode to oversee regular updates from you!
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The Chicago Reader is going to send ten deeply religious Jews over to his house to make sure all of his cheese is in order ?? Seems a tragic waste of resources.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna]
Ohhhh.
Minion.
Never mind.
[/Roseanne Roseannadanna]
Might you also be purveying the odd tin of Spam or Marmite?
Cartooniverse
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
[Roseanne Roseannadanna]
Ohhhh.
Minion.
Never mind.
[/Roseanne Roseannadanna]
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That’s Miss Emily Litella, if you please, Cheddar. 
[QUOTE=Small British Shop Owner]
Shall we wait 21 days before the sales talk begins :P;)
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This is the way I see it: one year is about fifteen dollars, which is about seven pounds fifty. It’s not a large amount. You could stay on board for a year, see if you like it, and not renew when the time is up if you decide it’s not your cup of tea. I think one year is a better time scale to decide if it is the thing for you.
I see now the OP has a join date of this month and year. Good for him/her!
Hey rowrrbazzle I see we have the same join date and month! You have over twice the post count as I do though. :dubious: