If I didn't respond to your email, it's probably your own damned fault!

[AngelicGemma]

@Shade

LOL.

Any of us who wanted to be banned for being a jerk could send one of each and see which get through

I’m in.

[wring]

ok, but don’t come cryin’ to me when your penis isn’t 10 inches long, or you missed out on that wonderful business opportunity.

[BlackKnight]

@wring

ok, but don’t come cryin’ to me when your penis isn’t 10 inches long, or you missed out on that wonderful business opportunity.

If I had a ten inch penis, I’d have many wonderful business opportunities.

[SkipMagic]

@BlackKnight

If I had a ten inch penis, I’d have many wonderful business opportunities.

Yeah, you wouldn’t be hard-up anymore. Or maybe you would.

Or summthin’.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@cards

If you are going to be starting more pit threads, you need to work on your outrage a bit. No cursing, name calling or goat felching? Try a little harder please.

Hey, she did use “damn(ed)” twice – surely Lynn gets some credit for that? I’ve been trying (with dismal results so far) to get “futtock” adopted here as a pseudo-obscenity that incorrigibly clean-mouthed folks could feel free to hurl at their adversaries. Maybe, Lynn, you could start flinging that about? Coming from an Admin, especially the Mistress of the Pit, rather than a lowly Member, it would have far more cachet, don’t you think?

@dantheman

If you really want her to respond, make sure you put the following in your subject line:

“Someone has sent YOU some virtual chocolate!”

A mention of cats might do it too. Although “Chocolated covered hot Japanese catgirls” is probably a Bad Idea.

[tomndebb]

I’ve been trying (with dismal results so far) to get “futtock” adopted here as a pseudo-obscenity. . . .

Are you ribbing us?
Suely you know that such a campaign would be shrouded in apathy.

[GusNSpot]

apathy? You called? ::: shrug :::: wandering off…

[umop_ap_sdn]

@Lynn Bodoni

And what happened to my bullets? They were there on preview! Now there’s just one lonely bullet!

FWIW, I never use the vB bullets. Alt+7 (no numbers) works fine on my PC…

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[jesuslynch]

…And what happened to my bullets? They were there on preview! Now there’s just one lonely bullet!

Thanks! Now I’ve got “Give me back my bullets” stuck in my head.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@jesuslynch

Thanks! Now I’ve got “Give me back my bullets” stuck in my head.

BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET EMAIL EMAIL
BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET SPAM

[umop_ap_sdn]

@cityboy916

Alt+7 (no numbers)

Uh… no zeros. Wouldn’t do much good if there weren’t any numbers whatsoever… :o