Yep. I know you all got your prices. No, I won’t actually pay you. duh. Let me get the ball rolling. Hmm, I’d have to go with say, $10,000. Pretty high, I know.
You can’t buy me that easily. To post is to live.
Oh, all right. One million dollars. Besides, I’d just re-register under another name anyway.
$100, cash, check, or PayPal.
$50 a month would keep me away. I’m cheap 
You’d only have to spend enough on me to keep my “expensive gadgetry fixation” constantly satisfied. Lessee now, currently that’s a 500 MHz G4 with all the trimmings including an 22" LCD display, peripherals, digital camcorder… oh, and throw in a Yamaha Clavinova keyboard… that should keep me off the SDMB for a month or two.
If you’re lucky.
Since I just got here, and am still searching for things to comment on, I guess I could go cheap.
Say $1? Send it via PayPal.com (the interface e-auctions use)
Seeing as I’ve been visiting for about 4 months and made 11 posts (give or take) I don’t think it’d take all that much… say $1000000?
How much is it worth to you (that is, for me not to post again)?
You don’t have enough to buy me off, just curious. 
I’m a whore, but not a cheap one. A couple a’ grand would do it.
$1,000 a week for life.
I’ll take your 10 grand…you’ll never see me again.
You can’t see me now…gimme my money.
With fairly clever investing, I’ll parlay that 10k into a fortune that rivals Bill Gates’. Then I’ll invent robot monkeys…oh ya baby…ROBOT MONKEYS
Then you’ll be sorry…gimme my money.
Offering to pay me not to do something merely piques my interest in doing the thing you want to pay me not to do. I have a child just like me…my mother calls it “payback”!!
Seriously, I haven’t been here long enough to set a price, so I’ll pull one out of my hat: how about a million dollars? I’d love to get a million dollars without ever having to speak to Regis Philban…
–Tabithina
Hey, I like this place, but I’m no fanatic. Gimme a grand, and I’ll stop posting. Gimme another grand, and I’ll go away completely. So $2,000 to get rid of me–a real bargain.
I didn’t post for a year, so I know I can do it. I’d go away for probably, oh, $400. Maybe less.
Oh, and besides, we could continue to post over at Fathom anyway.
Personally, I’d pass on the cash, if I could have one of JimmyNipples’ robot monkeys…
Sorry…can’t oblige. Something went terribly wrong with the monkey matrix. Suffice it to say…there was monkey poo everywhere. Those diry bastards.
I think they heard me…gotta go
You may as well ask me to give up sex!!!
I’ll second Annie X-mas. $1000 a week sounds good.
Not to sound paranoid, but is Handy trying to get rid of some us???