(after my natural death, please)
First of all, are there any legal hurdles?
That settled, how hard would it be? Can I make a small pocket of fossil friendly soil anywhere, or does that need to be a large area/volume?
Say I wanted to offer it as an option in my cemetery/funeral home, could I have a mixed lot with some people interred traditionally and some going for fossilization?
Is there any way to speed up the process?
Grasshopper, immerse yourself in the writings of the Perfect Master:
Good. It sounds like lithified is what I want. A century or two is a lot less time than I thought, so we are good in that sense.
The two big questions remain. How big a patch of appropriate soil would I need? and are there any laws against it? I am guessing no, since you cannot get more destructive than cremation.
Would we really need soil? I’m thinking we could do it hydroponically.
Talk to a lawyer. They have strict laws about how a human body must be handled after death. For example, in most jurisdictions you can’t just bury dad in the backyard…