I saw one, a few weeks ago. He was quite a bit younger than most panhandlers, and better-looking
His sign said, “Traveling, broke, and sexy.”
Truth in advertising does work sometimes. 
I always wanna give those guys money out of my car window.
Especially if they have dog.
Today I went to Walmart. Me and the lil’wrekker were putting stuff in the car and a car pulled up and a young guy jumped out and was grabbing sacks and putting them in her car.
I was alarmed.
He then asked if my husband had a boat.
I hemmed and hawed and the guy started to try and sell me a beat up trolling motor in the trunk of his car.
I’m afraid I profiled him as a petty thief. I told the lil’wrekker to start the car.
We jumped in and left the scene.
If I was going to be really bad?
- I would lie to women so they would give me sex and fall in love with me.
- I would make up excuses when people asked for favors
- I would falsify the smog check on my car
- I would snitch out friends who are being unfaithful to their partners
- I would punch smart asses in the face more often
There would seem to likely be a correlation between #1 and #4 on your list.
It’s rather quaint that Badger thinks #1 would have any success whatsoever. Decades of In-The-Field Research suggests otherwise.
Seems to me that your #1 could cause you untold grief.
100s( well 10s)of women in love with you could make your life a sorta hell on earth.
Even if there was sex.
I’d tread lightly.
