If I went to SDMB Headquarters...

[aldiboronti]

@FisherQueen

I thought the Fortress of Solitude was at the South Pole. Was I misinformed?

Perhaps you’re thinking of the Fortress of Solicitude, where the* caring* Mods hang out.

[AncientHumanoid]

Don’t forget the Fortress of Soul Food.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Lynn Bodoni

One problem is that they expect me to be awake during DAYLIGHT hours. I don’t work that way.

:eek:

So the rumors are true…

You are a vampire!

[Chronos]

Don’t be silly, ETF. Everyone knows Lynn is actually a lich. Don’t insult her by making her out to be a mere vampire!

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@samclem

Actually, we all have those flashy-things, like Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.

IF you got in, you’d wake up in a park, nekkid, with your underwear around your ankles, babbling about goats.

Get out of town!!! So that’s where I was this past Friday?

Um, can I have my car keys back, or did the goat eat them?

[Kent_Clark]

Okay, I got in. And because I was warned I’m not going to complain about waking up in the park, nekkid, with my underwear around my ankles.

But can you tell me how to get the probe out of my anus? That hurts!

[samclem]

@kunilou

But can you tell me how to get the probe out of my anus? That hurts!

This is a question that calls for opinions. Please post it to IMHO.

Unless you are asking a question about the new planet.

I’m not sure if you’re referring to Uranus, or your Anus

If it’s about a planet, then GQ works.