… would you help Jack off a horse?
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Yeah, that was endlessly funny in Jr. High…
My brother asked me that once, and I considered it (really!) and said, “Well sure! One good turn deserves another, so sure I would help jack off a horse!”
My bro laughed himself silly.
Have I told y’all how naive I was in those days, and still am in * these*?
I know. I’m a dumb ass. Stop reminding me!:D:D:D:D:D
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The Boss tells me or Jack to off somebody, it don’t matter if it’s a man, a woman, or a horse. We don’t ask no questions, we just do the job.
A semenally intelligent hitman!
Love it, Little Nemo!
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I wouldn’t.
Either Jack has already gotten down from his horse in order to assist me or his horsemanship is at such a superior level that he can maintain his balance while still riding his equine. Either way, he needs no help from me.
I wish I could have thought of this reply way back yonder in the 20th Century, Ender24.
Totally awesome! God, you made me laugh and made my day! Thank you, very much! :D:D:D:D:D
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What about Jack & Jill’s boss? He had to either lay Jill or Jack off.
And then there was the humble yet honest Fuckerfaster family, with no idea what would be made of their name after emigrating to America.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Great one, Slithy Tove!
Thanks
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Another reason why capital letters are important. You can help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse.
But, would you help Don Corleone off a horse?
Of course, of course!
I’ve had the extreme misfortune of seeing some horse-on-woman porn in the past. :eek: My answer is a resounding no.
Shouldn’t that be a resounding nay?
Ah, the much-rumored Mr Ed episode. Missing all these years.
Pete and Repete sat on a fence. Pete fell off.
I’ll tell this story again as many times as you’d like.
Why are we offing all these horses? What did they ever do to deserve it?
Fool of a Took, you get down from a duck.
I wouldn’t lend a hand, no.
Well, Jack’s a morphadike anyway.
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