While catching part of the Miss America pageant that was on last month, I thought will stunning clarity just how silly these competitions are ( I know, I’m slow) and just how funny they would be if Men had Beauty Pageants.
I asked hubby if he were a final contestant, what would his platform cause be.
His answer: To have football on more than Sundays, Mondays and occaisional Thursday.
NOW, for all the male dopers out there, what would your platform cause be? And what competitions do you think the guys could do?
In lieu of singing ( which is all these women seem to do anymore or play the piano with gusto) I vote for belching.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one wants to help Mom with the dishes.-P.J. O’Rourke