Al Gore will be the next president of the United States.
Here’s how it broke down:
Al Gore-111 votes
George Dubya-15 votes
Ralph Nader-2 votes
“The Rock”-3 votes
Gore by a landslide. I guess we’ll see how accurate my mock election was in a day.
It doesn’t look very accurate if you compare it to the polls on the news and in the papers.
Maybe thats why 8th graders aren’t allowed to vote.
I decided to write in the retarded guy that sat by us at lunch in High School… He’d sit there with the dead pan look on his face, waving and giving a thumbs up and repeating the same 3 lines over and over every day:
“What are you drinking?”
“Do you have fingernails?”
“Do you shave?”
Would’ve made a great campaigne - “Johnny Crowe for president - What ARE you drinking?”
Hey if children were able to vote, McGovern would have won based on one of my elementary school day polls. Instead Nixon won and the rest is history.
So, which part of The Rock’s platform attracted voters?
Gee, my seventh grade class predicted a Bush landslide. I think only two people voted for Dukakis.
This weekend, my husband and I were in Toys ‘R Us, picking out a birthday present for our daughter. They have some sort of kids’ mock vote set up there, where a kid scans a card with the name of the candidate underneath a bar code reader. Some kids were playing with this while their mother was looking at something else. One of the kids piped up with, “I think I’ll vote for…George Bush!” Their mother dropped whatever she was looking at, ran over to the bar code reader, grabbed the card out of the kid’s hand, and screamed, “Don’t you DARE vote for George Bush!”
Now my husband and I keep looking over at each other and saying, “Don’t you DARE vote for George Bush!”
It would make a good campaign slogan for Gore, I think. “I think I’ll vote for…Ralph Nader.” (Gore jumps in) “Don’t you DARE vote for George Bush!” Nah, I don’t think he could get the tone quite down, now that I think of it.
Well, our Jr/Sr mock election held a few weeks ago predicted Gore as the winner, by a landslide. Most of the Seniors that voted in the mock election will be voting tomorrow.
If you don’t vote for The Rock, he’ll lay a smackdown on yer candy ass!
I would really like to see who The Rock would appoint to his cabinet as well or his appointments to the Supreme Court.
“And now I’d like to introduce Chief Justice, Nick Foley”
“Listen here Saddam, you better know your role you roody-poo candy-ass!”
How surreal would that be?
Our votes haven’t been tallied yet, but most of the kids I’ve spoken to voted for Gore. A few voted for Nader.
I, personally, would be intensely amused by The Rock being President.
My 8th grade English teacher took a poll for all of her classes (she teaches 6th, 7th, and 8th, and is also head of the yearbook and newspaper staffs - staves?)
I don’t remember any exact numbers, but Bush got 75%. Gore got…oh gosh…I DON’T KNOW!!! One guy voted for Nixon, somehow my teaher actually allowed his vote to be counted…
Oh yeah, really important fact to add here. Our school is in North Texas.
Well, we had a mock election today by the gov’t classes at lunch. Bush won, interestingly enough. More interesting is that Nader(who I voted for) came up with a whopping 25% of the vote! I think this is due to the fact that the school newspaper printed that Nader supports legalizing it. Tells you how much potheads are in our school.
Argh, I must wash my brain. I just had an image of Ventura and The Rock having the world’s first, cage-match debate.
Can you smell what the Rock, is COOKIN?
I can, and I am of legal voting age and I would vote for him, its like either vote for the Lying Egotiscical Jack Ass or the Drunk Driving Walk-in-daddys-shoes.
You know when Bush was a child his mother said on and interview that when they were punished (his siblings and him) they werent allowed to play in their tennis courts.
OH MY this person is supossed to know what its like to get Beat by your drunk stepdad or something and choose the way of life for these “lesser than him” people?
And Gore, His friggin hometown and state voted for Bush because of all the crap he’s lied about. “I remember when my friends and I used to go swimming in the water hole. . . blah blah blah”
Who the heck are you supossed to vote for with these choices?
Joke
Tipper Gore’s new campaign strategy, She shaves her cookie,(you know what that is)and she sits on stage legs spread no panties…
Here’s the slogan
Read My lips no more Bush
Maybe all the landslide Gore stuff is cause younger people tend to be more liberal (all our idealism and change the world and all that stuff).
Then again, I could just be making a horrible generalization.
I remember my freshman year in high school. Perot won!
Blech!!!
My elementary school elected Dukakis. We were off by a wee bit.
Didn’t Churchill say something like:
“If you are not a liberal at 20, you have no heart.
If you are not a conservative at 40 you have no mind.” ?