A meteor hits and all five boroughs are erased, population of 8,804,190 distributed over 300.46 square miles gone. What would be the headlines in various newspapers, magazines, and television networks etc.?
Please give source, then imaginary headline.
I’ll start with an easy one:
Variety - “SNL Cancelled!”
“Big Apple Cored”
“Stock Market Crashes,Wall Street Craters”
“Billy Joel Was Right”
8,704,190 non-lawyers killed in NY meteor tragedy
Please give the source for those imaginary headlines.
“Long National Nightmare Ends”
New York Daily News: “GOD TO CITY: DROP DEAD”
Children’s Health Defense newsletter - “Millions of vaccinated children die in New York”
OANN - “Donald Trump won 2020 Presidential Election, evidence to be revealed in two weeks”
New York Times - Manhattan, Other Boroughs Feel Strike Impact
New York Daily News - Mayor Calls for Meteor Study
New York Post - City Goes Boom!
Wall Street Journal - NYSE Delays Opening
Mine’s from Rolling Stone. 
The Economist - “Uncertain outlook for interest rates as consumer spending drops sharply”
WWG1WGA Weekly - “Storm begins as Trump moves against thousands of pizza parlors simultaneously”
New York Daily News - There go the Knicks playoff hopes!
Fox News - “Biden Infrastructure Plan In Tatters As Deficit Soars”
NRA Monthly - “Unconstitutional Gun Legislation Left NY Populace Defenseless”
538: “NY Likely To Lose Multiple Congressional Seats at Next Reapportionment”
US Weekly - “Kylie Jenner Debuts All-Black Fashion Line, Profits To Memorial Fund”
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