National Enquirer: NY woman weds two-headed Elvis clone.
Skeptical Inquirer: Men In Black out of business?
Jihad Journal - “Infidel Shortage Leads To Rise In Popularity Of Quilting”
More like “Knicks Playoff Hopes Unchanged”
Fox: “GOP Share of NY State Voters Surges!”
I’m thinking the city’s eponymous theme song might have to change the lyrics
If you can make it there,
You won’t be anywhere…
Psychology Today:
The old “in a New York minute” line to demand that we hurry in our lives, is no more, so learn to relax…
Star Ledger (New Jersey):
NEW YORK INFLUENCE GONE: STATUE OF LIBERTY FINALLY TURNED TO FACE US
For that matter, references to the federal response should probably be to “President Cardona”, or something, not “President Biden”.
NASA News Briefing - “We Tried To Warn You”
More money has been spent by humans on making movies about apocalyptic asteroid impacts than on detection and research into asteroid impact avoidance.
How many people firing AR 15s at an incoming meteor would it take to deflect it? And how bad would the devastation from so many guns firing at once be?
Exactly. We need at least 10 each.
Fox News - New York Times Lays Off Massive Amount Of Staff
Action Comics - Why the World Needs Superman
Stevenage Gazette (UK) - NY Disaster… read our exclusive interview with mother of next-door neighbor of cousin of man who once lived there for 6 months.
You Tube: Recomended Video #1 - Why Billionaire’s Row Is Now Completely Empty
#2 - Kitties!
YouTube recommended videos continued -
#3 Corey’s World - "What’s going on guys, I’m Corey from Corey’s World, and today I’m going to teach you how to bury yourself deep enough to survive the initial shockwave. In part two, I’ll talk about what preparations you should be making for the upcoming mass extinction. Before we get started, don’t forget to hit that subscribe button to my channel, Corey’s World. And check out my other videos, like how to remove your own appendix in a post-apocalyptic dystopia. "
Would it be “We tried to warn you” or would it be
Hmm, this site flags “headlinese” as incomplete sentences.
LAST AUTHENTIC NEW YORK CHEESECAKE TAKEN DOWN FROM EBAY AUCTION.